Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating lunch in my car. There was a cute guy, also in his car, who kept smiling at me and winking with a cheeky grin. I considered giving him my number but his girlfriend suddenly sat up from having her head in his lap, wiping her mouth. He was getting a blowjob the entire time. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I saw my best friend's car in the parking lot of the store, so I ran over to say hi, since I'm secretly in love with him. I saw him and his girlfriend getting nasty in the back. I'm now at home, crying and masturbating. FML
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Top comments
knibbsy 4
I hope you waved! Nothing would kill his boner like doing the opposite of what he expects. Actually, you should have held up your hand up to the window and spaced your index finger and thumb about 2 inches apart, to indicate that he has a tiny little penis. Do that while laughing.
x_Cupcakes 0
Disturbing!
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Comments (199)
leftside20 0
now I don't wanna eat Mexican:(
SadinSherman 16
There are little chances of it happening to you
crowbar87 0
if I was going to it a human Mexican would be close to the bottom
tabernacle_fml 0
#11 I thought you were lost for words? and OP fyl although I'm sure someone will say ydi for eating a burrito in such a sultry fashion
suave0510 0
how could she possibly deserve it, for being hot? ny1 who says she deserves it is just as much a weirdo as dat guy in da car
ComMed1 0
maybe if you learned how to converse more people would respect that opinion you threw out there
EvilDave 13
Please explain in detail how she could see him jacking off if he was in his car in the parking lot.
denaysanders 0
ewwww
slick69 0
pervert
DaveOnDope 4
His name wasn't Jethro was it?
ImTheMusicDude 0
o_o
Gabi2507 2
>_> that's just wrong lol
dmayhemc 0
Come on! you should be proud of yourself for being so hot! He stopped eating o fantasize about you!
ItsJustMak 0
lmao!!
Snake867 1
^^^^you are the most stunningly beautiful woman I've ever seen on here.
Mr_Zachary 0
prepare for bombardment by creepers...
EvilDave 13
@49. The girl in the pic is OK, but probably isn't the poster.
valenzuela86 0
was it you eating the burrito? I wouldn't blame the old man in car then
_HeadShot_ 0
33- holy crap. u r so hot. I completely 100% agree with 41 . damn
lil_miss_blair 0
hey, i know her! the girl in the pic i mean. and i know she doesn't have an fml account so someone stole my friend's pic.
fastasstang 0
you are very pretty lil girl, you defs don't look 18 :) much older for sure