Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Glad to help out
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I was in the middle of walking home when I saw an old woman trying to get away from what looked like a mugger. I go over and try to help her out and get the man off of her, which was successful. Turns out she was having a heart attack and the man was a doctor. FML
Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML
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Adamantoise 0
people, you can't just jump to the conclusion that homeless are drunk, lazy, drug users. obviously, some of them are, but there's a good amount of people who are hoeless because they got laid off, and it all went down hill from there. if your source of income got laid off, and no one could find a job, where do you think you'll be in a couple months?
waveman56 3
they're called untouchables for a reason
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ohgodwtf 0
YDI for trying to someone.
marinus_fml 20
A simple way to keep you silly mods entertained =] Going to have a guess or not Alan? my guess as to what the missing word is, is *moderate*
TheLetterZero 7
Oh, this is exciting! I'm gonna guess "tickle".
GaryBusey1121 0
poop?
zeeindahouse 0
if u offered him a BJ he won't punched u
Sirin_fml 47
Penis. YDI for trying to penis someone.
GaryBusey1121 0
^win^
Zmeilerr 22
wee woo wee woo wee woo
TheEvilCookie 0
I'm gunna give it the best guess I have "Rape" YDI For trying to "Rape" someone. Zing! LOL xD Oh don't you just love this website?!
skateandsmoke420 0
I'm gunna guess lick!
Lilllly_1316 0
Seriously?
Passant_fml 3
Ya, seriously.
Honda2010 0
come on u will ask her if u a homeless man.. feel me?
77taylah33 0
he was just trying to help and didn't deserve it at all
Wirebiter 0
Banana.
rttr 18
No good deed goes unpunished
hollywoodt1ts 15
you no sense
kingsley23 0
epic old guy!
teddybobo 2
one punch gets you in the hospital? sad
DudeImBetter 0
homeless people suck they don't know when someone wants to help them or is trying to rob them.
adrielXD 2
what CAN you rob off a homeless dude anw?
DudeImBetter 0
37 I don't even think you absolutely need to put a comma before or or maybe you do. You see what I did there, but seriously dude I didn't put one comma big deal.
TheLetterZero 7
A bigger problem would be the fact that you wrote a run-on sentence.
ShadyFTW1 0
Only a grammar Nazi would think that was a problem.
SadinSherman 16
Why do you care we all can understand what he is saying
TheOtherNewest1 6
Sieg hyphen!
Trollkilla 0
haha that's what you get for being nice!
kiwi00 0
Never help homeless people.
Adamantoise 0
how judgmental of you...
marinus_fml 20
hahaha at least you can't offend any homeless people on here! I am almost quite certain, not one single FML user is homeless! oh the irony as to whose lives suck...
Adamantoise 0
there may be once homeless people on here
GaryBusey1121 0
I don't think a homeless person has Internet access under a bridge
RedPillSucks 33
They can get on at libraries.
themacuser 0
oh yeah they would give a shit about our lives.
GaryBusey1121 0
homeless people are homeless for a reason They are idiots don't touch them they are like wild animals.
El_patron 0
win
sourgirl101 29
Gary are you homeless?(: Everytime I see your picture, I imagine a guy cursing and wanting to finish the 'Goddamn prayer'!!!!
GaryBusey1121 0
one night, I was sitting in bed...and saw the Grim Reaper standing in the corner. He was seven feet tall, with a brown robe. He pointed to me and said, 'Relax, it's not your time to go. You have been given gifts. These gifts are ready to be received by mankind. So get on your feet and improve.' Then he laughed, spun his scythe and left. I wasn't asleep and I hadn't been for days. Whether this was a premonition or an angel in disguise, I don't know. But it was a positive reinforcement to stay on the road to recovery, which I've done."
nathan5 0
ok...
C6Racer 0
yay
Wheels6130 0
lol
kittenassassin 0
homeless people should all be killed.. just sayin
Wirebiter 0
I love Busisms
waveman56 3
they're called untouchables for a reason
The_Creeper_fml 8
So if I just called you unsexable your doomed to virginity for the rest of your life?
machiko_fml 0
This is why your not supposed to care about the homeless. It's his own fault for being homeless and drunk.
Justincolon22 15
not really homeless but drunk
Adamantoise 0
people, you can't just jump to the conclusion that homeless are drunk, lazy, drug users. obviously, some of them are, but there's a good amount of people who are hoeless because they got laid off, and it all went down hill from there. if your source of income got laid off, and no one could find a job, where do you think you'll be in a couple months?
GaryBusey1121 0
I was one hoeless because I was broke also
GaryBusey1121 0
once**
marinus_fml 20
ahm, most people that get laid off were the lazier ones anyway! I find it hard to believe that someone holding a engineering degree easily getting laid off, and so much difficulty finding a new job, that he has to become homeless. On the other hand, those people that work as janitors and garbage collectors, didn't see the importance of a good education, and got stuck with shitty jobs. so I'm still gonna say that even if people get laid off and go homeless, they were shady anyway...
anorexicbarbie 8
19 I'm sorry, but what you said was stupid. Right now the economy is pretty shitty and lots of people are losing their jobs, and it's not because they're lazy. Also, banks have been taking houses away from people (foreclosure). While I'll agree that some homeless people may be lazy or lowlifes, not all are because you don't know their situation and how they got there in the first place.
anorexicbarbie 8
Oh and I forgot to mention that it's pretty tough to find a job these days. Why do you think people write FMLs about doing stupid things in front of the interviewers? I can see that they're embarrassed but I'm pretty sure that they're upset that they didn't get a job. That's my .02.
GaryBusey1121 0
anorexicbarbie the reality bus has arrived would you like a ride? When you grow up you will realize that what your saying is garbage. If someone is laid off they should have enough motivation to find another job, even if it's flipping burgers whatever it may be, there are jobs.
marinus_fml 20
anorexic, Speak about your own country. Yes America has a shitty economy at the moment, with unemployment rates at 9.6% here we have less than half of that! also your dollar is losing its value due to your government just printing money as I believe. Seeing OP is from india, I'm sure there is a telecommunications company that wouldn't mind hiring useless bastards to phone me during my dinner time.
Iknoweverything 29
First off: India has been fudging it's poverty line. So 44, you are ALSO clueless. If you don't believe me, look up a book called "Stuffed and Starved," it's a valid source. If you know how to check valid sources. Second off: I met a homeless man who had THREE degrees. He was laid off because he made too much money. He can't get a job, because they would have to pay him too much money. He hasn't been asking for a lot of money, and I think at this point, he's trying to get a job as a walmart greeter. The only thing he did to deserve his situation was to not do a good job at saving money when married, and getting stuck paying alimony. Third off: The homeless have a tendancy to get beaten up. The man wasn't crazy, he was using his survival instinct to avoid getting beat up. One of my biggest pet peeves is people who run their mouths, and don't know what they are talking about. Until any of you have a VALID source where you get your information from (and not just your mommies and daddies) you really don't have a right to say anything. P.S. Anyone will hire the average age group on this site. Most of you DON'T have degrees, those who do probably don't have more than one, and you never have to worry about a 16 year old flipping burgers long enough to have to pay him the big bucks.
GaryBusey1121 0
well, if he would of saved his money and not gotten a divorce he wouldn't be homeless jackhole. Everyone puts themselves in their own situations. You do stupid shit expect stupid shit to happen. Newtons 1st law duhh
lotuspod 0
I'm pretty sure the guy didn't plan on getting laid off or divorced. like the others have said not all homeless people are homeless cause they're lazy or stupid, so don't judge people unless you been a mile in there shoes.
RedPillSucks 33
When you're one of tens of thousands of engineers laid off because of a downturn in the economy, you may very well find it hard to get a new job. Just because people get laid of doesn't mean they were lazy. Companies make all sorts of decisions about who to get rid of. Those decisions are not always right. Think about what happened to Enron, AIG, or LemanBros. Ya, they're not engineers, but the principle is the same. I'd be willing to bet some of the low level people working for those companies had problems finding new jobs
RedPillSucks 33
GaryBusey1121, Homeless == jobless. There are lots of people who actually work but are still homeless because the jobs they have might not be enough to pay for all their needs and rent/mortgage. Many people on this site are clueless sheltered people who've not had to really struggle for anything. You shouldn't have to have the same thing happen to you to develop some level of empathy. I fear for humanity.
anorexicbarbie 8
Thank you. :)
waveman56 3
the post is from INDIA, the homeless situation is just a little bit different to America. anyone with three degrees in India will not let themselves end up on the streets. no one won't be able to get a job because they will have to be paid too much and I would bet that at least 99% of them are not blaming the economy for being homeless
sourgirl101 29
Yep, many homeless people are crazy. I had a homeless guy come into my bar last night threatening to expose himself if we didn't give him a beer. He could have been a **** star!
GaryBusey1121 0
homeless people usually do some pretty cool tricks for a beer. It's like going to the zoo with a bag of peanuts
1personinthiswor 0
I had a homeless guy threaten me because I was cleaning up litter in the woods and I recycled his cardboard box. Apparently he was living in it....
funzcpl 0
wow. bless your heart. lol. I worked in a bar to help pay for college. you see all kinds of crazy huh.
DocBastard 40
Sourgirl- he threatened? Sounds like he showed you the old pork n beans.
sourgirl101 29
Haha, he left after I took my camera out. Umm.... I needed evidence for the cops (that never showed up! (Not because I'm a perv)).