Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
Today, as I was at Starbucks writing a paper, a man came and sat next to me. He started staring at me, then I noticed his hands were down his pants. It was noticeable that he was masturbating, so I went to tell a worker. They just said, "He's a regular" and didn't do anything about it. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
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I_Iz_Emo 0
Well its better than having him rub his crotch on your feet
PJATOSROCKS09 0
That's just...o.O
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Comments (173)
Person1233 13
Foot fetishes are quite common. And you must have some hot feet.
ydi_4_suking 20
sorry but can someone explain to me what makes someones feet hot? i just dont get how someone can like feet...... mmm your index toe is longer than your big toe
jess6blondie9 3
I don't understand why feet fetishes are so big either. Feet are ugly.
Justine94_x 31
Agreed with #19. I hate feet.:/
redbluegreen 41
A foot fetish is no different than any other fetish, and it's actually among the most common. It should be noted that not all foot fetishes are alike. Sometimes, the attraction involves high heels, long toes, short toes, big feet, little feet, foot binding, and even forms of BDSM. Each reason and preference is unique to the individual.
KiddNYC1O 22
Feet are the root of a woman's sex appeal. lol
Mercedeh910 0
if the feet are clean and evenly tanned and not crusty or hairy and pedicured, that's attractive to some people.
powerslave117 0
I'm attracted to feet
aardvarkish 17
45, good point. Also, imbedded infected cactus spines are a huge turn off, but imbedded porcupine quips make me JIMP.
aardvarkish 17
* embedded... quills... AAAARGH for edit time running out!
shulgafish 0
Feet can look good, though I wouldn't get so hot over it... but besides that, does that make the old guy perverted or not?
dedanjel 33
He was rubbing his crotch in public. That counts as pervy, no matter what it's about.
Klums02 0
lol "you feet just turn me on..."
ashbashbraun31 0
okay foot fetishes creep me out soo much. eww.
summerbaybay 0
haha "why hello there... take off your shoes, bitch, lemme see dem beauties"
NeatNit 33
65, if your crotch itches when you're at the mall, what do you do?
dedanjel 33
Going to the bathroom to address that seems like the appropriate course of action, since touching on or near your genitals in public is not acceptable, regardless of reason.
skreech96 0
feet are ******* hot! it's a good day when you get the chance to have a nice footjob.
sexyredhead8 0
hahahhahahah :)
PJATOSROCKS09 0
That's just...o.O
testthecoal 5
I bet you would love some hot feet on feet action as well, wouldn't you?
dirtyblond 4
ohhh what he would do with your feet! ;O
ASHLEYbcddd 0
gross
PSQ91 6
Disturbing.
grizzvolleyball9 4
very disturbing...
SassiestLemon 2
43- Don't hate, **********! :D
EverybodyHatesCh 0
AWESOME!
kyarush 10
hmm... would you rather he get down and start sucking your toes? lol
roxxy_surf 0
hottt ;)
trick619 0
he's got a fetish. who cares. put shoes on next time
bowchickawowbone 0
Hey! You have sexy feet okay? I couldn't control it...
sarapsosis 1
ok guys c'mon maybe his crotch was itchy, this girl thinks the world revolves around her and her crusty feet... gosh! ( Napoleon dynamite voice)
CommonSenseKarma 17
76 - Hugh Hefner must be your love addiction.
denzell 6
that was you. haha I kid I kid.
rawr_ily96 24
Creepy? Foot fetish. Always a little creepy.
gabrielleangeliq 0
Did you have on sandals?
kingjames2306 0
are you being serious asking that question she most likly was in sandels or she prolly would of said a old guy was looking at me feet and was rubbing his crotch and i had shoes on
CorrineGale 0
first?
killface93 0
now that's one he'll of a compliment
largefoofighter 0
or maybe you have a bad face?
NeatNit 33
That is one he will of a compliment? What the heck does that mean?
dedanjel 33
Foot fetishists always think they're complimenting people when they wanna jack it to their feet. They don't get that the majority of the population just finds it weird and offputting, not complimentary.
ladii_line_em_up 5
strange............
getboned420 0
haha
kaylanicole1255 1
I work @ a call center for wigs and we have 1 car who calls and ask us what we are wearing on our feet atleast 10 times a day. freaky foot fetish guys are scary!
kaylanicole1255 1
***guy not car
FallonFerSure 6
EWWWWW!!!!!
I_Iz_Emo 0
Well its better than having him rub his crotch on your feet
QueenOfBoredom 0
haha thats exActly what i was thinking
KiddNYC1O 22
That'll be a foot job... probably better.
aardvarkish 17
It pays more, too!
ciarafox9 9
maybe he was just daydreaming?
SassiestLemon 2
Yeah, about OP's feet.