Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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chicagobears2010 0
to everyone saying that 130 is 'chubby' for a 5'0-5'3'' person: you are all complete tards. ever heard of being atheltic? i'm a cross country runner AND do track and field, and happen to be 128. perfect BMI my ass, you guys have no idea what the hell you are talking about, and obviously need to take a good look at your own psychological dilemmas. i'm 5'1'' and weigh 128, and can run three miles in 28 minutes flat. that's seven minutes a mile, for all of you obviously not smart enough to do the math. 130 is perfectly fit, and i'd race any of you "130 pound, 5'10'' so it hangs differently on me" s***heads anyday of the week. ATHLETIC > SKINNY. to the person who wrote this: you're better off without that guy. he obviously wasn't ready for a relationship because he isn't comfortable with himself. don't let his comment get you down. and the chair? it was on its way out.
sassypants93 17
Ummm actually that would be equivalent to 9:20 minutes per mile unless you meant 4 miles... but I agree with the fact that bmi doesn't mean too much. I'm 5'10" and 130 lbs but I'm not anorexic like some of the commenters have been saying. Nor am I fat like some of the even stupider commenters have said.
SamuraiDeli 0
#105 - "...and can run three miles in 28 minutes flat. that's seven minutes a mile, for all of you obviously not smart enough to do the math. " Oh the irony!
sassypants93 17
lol I saw that and commented on it. Try to fit in another mile to make that true, honey.
lakers0wn 0
wow...he judges ppl on their looks...how shallow
cecilia_weasley 0
#47, then girls should be allowed to pick ONLY ripped guys with good jobs and a LOT of money AND their faces have to be good looking AND they need a big penis. What's the matter? oooh you can't ******* measure up! I see!
ohfrick 0
depending on your height, 130 might not be bad. my sister is 5'9" and about 130 and is thin. meanwhile my best friend is more about 135 and 5'2" and she's kind of chubby. (Meanwhile I'm 120 and 5'8" and I wish I could gain 10 lbs! I'd be more filled out then!) idgi though, it's just a little weight and if he really cared about you he'd stick around while you lost it. actually, no, if he really loved you he'd just ******* deal with it, you don't have to change for anyone except yourself.
aztec37 0
#105 FAIL!!!! you wrote: "and can run three miles in 28 minutes flat. that's seven minutes a mile, for all of you obviously not smart enough to do the math." 3 miles at 7 minutes a mile is 21 minutes not 28. Don't try to put others down when you don't know shit.
gladsadmad 0
130 lbs is not fat even if you are short. im 128 lbs, 5'3" and still a size 0. i run and im on the track team. muscle ways 5 times more than fat. even if its not all muscle this girl is still probably thinner than the majority of you on this
RenoEnvy 0
Oh hunny, don't believe for ONE SECOND that you're overweight. Because you most certainly are not. As for the chair, ill echo above, it was a weak chair. I hate chairs like that! Xoxo cheer up, you. I'm sure you're beautiful! =)
KorbenDeck 5
How tall are you? 130 pounds can be a lot depending how tall you are
antranger 0
#87, The height and weight I use are usually for girls who are 16-18 year of age that have no muscle. The typical girl who does no physical activity except paint their nails and look pretty(must be tiring). =P But the numbers are just rough estimations of girls I've known, their weights, and how the fat is distributed by their bodies. To convert my weight expectations into more specific it would be Flat stomach, thighs not touching when feet are together, no arm flab, etc etc. Basically not much body fat, my number may not always be correct, but I try to portray this image as what I mean by the numbers.