Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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Comments (280)
dre228 0
number 11 you are stupid...130 is fat for some people number 13 i bet your guy friends will **** the 90 pound girl with less confidence than the 130 dog that loves herself
mon22 0
#80 that is sickening i cannot believe you actually think that. 120 for someone 5'6 is very thin.
leonhaba 0
well damn, you're only 130... I mean, I'm a good 15 pounds heavier than you, and I'd say I'm a pretty average size... and I'm average height as well. So that guy is dumb and doesn't deserve someone like you.
savesam 0
omg :O. im sorry.
reqqkd 0
... don't worry im sure the chair was made out of ... balsa
Raven_fml 0
130 is only overweight if the OP is like, a little person. It's a healthy weight for anyone 5'1 to 5'9.
ireallydohateyou 0
Dude, **** that guy! That is NOT overweight! He is ******* nutts! That bothers me.
watchnlearn 0
at least you're confident enough to realize he's an idiot and you're not in any way overweight. and i broke a leg off of a chair back when i was younger and weighed like 115. don't take the chair personally.
Cowman3340 0
LOL tubby
berlin_hennessy 0
Hahahah oh honey that is just the worst luck - obviously you aren't overweight at 130lbs unless you're 2' tall. Try to look at it like the universe trying to make you smile; the absurdity is just too much. Anyone who would say that has some pretty serious issues of their own to work out, and is nasty to boot. I'd venture a guess that almost anyone in the world would be better than that loser.