Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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Aviator_fml 0
Your most likely not 130.
therealist 0
@ 52 - Who said anything about obligation? How do you lack even basic reading comprehension? One does things for the other person in the relationship because there is a sense of mutual happiness. If it's a compatible couple, what the one person wants isn't going to make the other particularly uncomfortable. The fact that you use the phrase "shallow love" reveals your fundamentally glib and ignorant nature. So you have an accurate definition of true love, based on your vast experience with it? Feel free to provide it. You'll have outdone some of the great philosophical minds of the last 2000 years. I may be a "tool" in your eyes, but that's only because my views threaten your insecurities. However, you're certainly a pretentious, clueless loser. @ 53 - lol @ 75 Guess what, that's exactly what her boyfriend did. He dumped her, and probably got himself another girl. Funny how that works. @ 108 If those are your standards, you should stick to them. And there's nothing wrong with that. Just know that you won't meet that many people that fit them. By the way, I do fit the bill, and while the face/penis thing came naturally, I had to work for the ripped/accomplished parts. Do you know anything about hard work? Judging from your whiny, over-the-top, ad hominem response, I'd guess probably not. Have fun being alone.
Tikal_fml 0
That would totally piss me off. Good riddance, good luck to him finding an even skinnier girl friend, lol.
fillmyheart028 0
Waaaait wait wait. Who said she was short? Never did she mention that she was short. She should have told us how tall she was... It would've been much more helpful to debate what's overweight or not IF we had her actual height. Now, I'm 5'9 and I don't know how much I weigh. So, let me go weigh myself right now lol. Okay, yeah. I'm 142 lbs. It doesn't matter how tall you are, in my mind at least. I think that any girl who is 130 lbs. shouldn't even consider herself over weight. And any guy who would say that to a girl in the first place is a complete jerk. and #117 about #108 -- hahaha I agree. You tell em' :P
Cassy_fml 0
#105: High five!! :) #108: AND he should be super good at techniques too ;-). #117 probably has that too, on top of being a perfect guy and sooo respectful to women and unpretentious.
000001 0
What a douche. Thank God you're not together anymore. You deserve a whole lot better than his stupid ass.
Sweetstuff 0
ok, ur boyfriend is a jerk for just saying that ur overweight, and btw, ur not even close!!!! Thats tiny!
anne222 0
i weigh 130..
xoxoliz 0
its okay! im 5'5 and weight 130 and i am by no means fat!!
formosababie 0
hahahah i agree with #119, i think your scale is lying to you too.