Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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billy_lam26 0
Awwww, *Virtual hug*
isantorin 0
unless you're under 5ft, there is no way that is anywhere near overweight! A little chubby perhaps, but NOT underweight. Not at all. It was an old chair, it was going to break sometime! Just a bad coincidence is all.
theodoramarie 1
oh man. this must be going around alot. this happened to a girl at my school too.
Samarachelle 0
Wow, honestly, you people saying that 130 pounds (or however much around there) is overweight, are either anorexic or delusional (aren't those synonyms?)--that NUMBER by itself is hardly a factor for knowing if a girl is overweight; are you even taking into account muscle tone or body type? I'm 5"1 and 125 pounds. I'm an hourglass shape with D-cup breasts that weigh a lot, because they're all breast tissue. I am in no way fat, so don't assume this girl is just because she's OMG!!! 130 POUNDS!!! Too much for your **** to hand
Samarachelle 0
(cont: blah, it cut me off) to handle? ;D **** your boyfriend, he evidently doesn't deserve someone who loves him.
johnburn23 0
After reading all of these comments from #1-152 I thought I would add my own 2 cents. I recently broke up with my gf because I was sick of her slobbish appearance. When I met her she weighed around 100 lbs and when I dumped her she weighed about 140 lbs. She is 5'3''. I had to listen to her complain about her fatness for a year but she never did anything to improve her appearance. It may seem a bit harsh to be dumped because of your physical appearance but sorry, guys like sexy women. If you arent sexy, you will take offense to this. If you are a fat chick, this message will anger you. How many of you fatties out there want to be with a fatty? Want to have sex with one? I didn't think so. Stow the "Shallow!" comments because in real life, away from these boards, you can take care of your body and reap the benefits of looking good, or you can be a fatty and feel sorry for yourself. Honestly the choice is yours. You fatties would be surprised what a self esteem boost you will get from hitting the gym hard for a few months. People get dumped all the time because they let themselves go. If you dont want to get dumped then get your tubby ass to the gym and sweat like the rest of us do. You cant buy fitness in the snacks section at wal mart. You gotta earn it. You know why so many fatties complain about being fat and getting dumped because their fat, and society not accepting your fatness? Because fat is not attractive. Its ugly. Sorry, thats the hard truth. You know why fatties wont get up and work off that weight? Because it takes work. Results are not instant. Yes, fatty. You will not see any noticeable results for a while. Now sit back down and finish that bag of chips. Because you dont want to work off the weight you only want to complain. You want the world to say, "Sit right there. Dont go work out and earn a sexy body. Eat more chips please." But guess what? You step out of your house every day and your appearance says **** YOU to the world. Dont be surprised that the world says **** YOU right back. Now, flame on fattnessess. I am shallow. I am a dick. A pig. An asshole. I am that guy who wont give your fat ass the time of day because you reek of doritos. Your mothers will hate me because I will call their daughters fat. I wont hear your excuses for being lazy. I am the voice of all the guys who love sexy women and get labeled shallow because of it. Now keep stuffing those cheeks. On a side note, #105 - you have lost the ******* game. please bring a calculator with you next time you make a post like that.
indie_chick1 0
# 153 - I don't know if I should think your a complete douche or if I should respect you. At first I was like woah what a dick but the last paragraph made me think your pretty honest.. 130 pounds is not fat. Isn't it the average weight for a 5'5 woman?
Ashley16 0
Okay, I need to be honest. You are FAT. I'm 95.5 lbs and I think I'm fat. What more 130? And no, I'm not a dwarf. I'm 5'4. I'm also not anorexic. My friends know that I'm fat and no, they're not anorexic. I have a ******* DOUBLE chin for God's sake. It's not that obvious but it's still there. So there, fattie.
Samarachelle 0
156 - Obviously your fat distribution sucks ass. Not all of us have our fat go to our chin. 95.5 is very LIGHT but obviously you have little muscle and a higher fat percentage.
chazzz123 0
The guy was a douche to dump you for that...and idk y women worry so much about their weight...my friend is always sayin shes too fat and wont tell me exactly but i know shes somewhere near 130 and i think shes probly the most attractive girl ive ever met...