Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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coolcourt143 0
130 lbs?! are you joking me?! get a man that asshole must have been a little boy who cant handle a sexy woman with curves!
elemenopyqrstuv 0
You want my number?
cameron6i 0
ok yes it sounds like this guy is a dick however it is not completely unreasonable to think I was physicaly attracted to this girl when we started dating she gained 15 pounds and im less intrested I feel like alot of women are commenting here bashing men about being shallow about their weight but honestly how many of you are attracted to short chubby guys, be real your just as shallow as the rest of us
RPM_fml 0
94- sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no such thing as "big boned", unless you're eric cartman or the elephant man.
wolfy_fml 5
I wish I was only 130. lol Though if you go by BMI, that would be 20lbs underweight for my height. XD
justjayit 0
What an ass!! As if sex is supposed to substitute for love. 130 can't be overweight, unless you're aiming to be a stick skinny **** star or something. Be yourself, be natural, and if you still feel convinced that you're out of shape then take it upon yourself to make a diet and exercise plan! Be who you wanna be, and love who you are. F*** the rest. :)
TheOrpheus 0
130 is a pretty good weight. it just depends on your height. FYL.
fatblackman 0
There's is a thing as big boned. And 130 lbs is overweight no matter who you are! I know I'm only 6' 3'' and 540 lbs but come on a chicks got to be fit. Lose some weight you fat single chair breaker!
fatblackman 0
#43 is sooo right. plus i registered just to say that comment too :)
DyingCuzOfYou 0
Yeah, you definitely aren't overweight. I have a friend who is 5'4" and 130lbs and she's perfectly normal. But this guy sounds pretty lame. Sorry about the chair. :*l Sounds rough.