Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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Dimaranien 1
o that sucks. But, if he thought that you were fat, then i think you are better off without him. No relationship is worth it if it does not make you feel good-in every aspect. That could have spiraled out of control into abuse.
chuteboxe39 0
are you suuuure you're only 130 ?
sammmii92 0
if its an old chair then thats prob why it broke and it was just bad timing dont let it get to ya
wroughtinfire 0
So many people in this thread have such unrealistic views about these things. As has been said, over and over, it's about muscle/fat ratios. Also, attractiveness is only initially about looks. After that, it's all about personality. However, the emotional AND physical parts of a relationship are important (love is not just an emotional "he'll love you if you're 2000 pounds"), and your boyfriend was a jerk for not trying to talk this through with you. If he really cared, he wouldn't have jumped right to judging you and giving up on you, and would have tried to work something out. I know from personal experience. You're better off without him, but I'm sure you already know that. Go wear something fabulous and bat your eyes at some hot guys.
wroughtinfire 0
#s 153 and 156, I hope you are happy with your emotionally unfulfilling worldview. 153, you could have encouraged her. 156, I hope one day you find happiness in your goal weight of like 75 pounds.
Wsrla 0
I'm 5'4" and 132.8 and I should really lose at least 30 pounds. You're probably just chubby. Try to stop eating as much.
killfxckeat 0
**** all of you. A GREAT majority of you don't know SHIT about what is healthy and what isn't. it's so different for everyone. something personal about myself, I'm 5'5", I've been 145 pounds and I've been 95 pounds. So all of you know, for my height, 145 pounds is just barely considered overweight by BMI and 95 pounds is deathly underweight, especially because I have a high bone density so a lot of my weight is in my bones. maybe I'm getting too serious about a stupid FML, but the weight issue hits really close to home with me. I don't know any of you people, so I don't care what you know about me, plus it was obvious when I was at my lowest weight, that I have suffered from anorexia and been in inpatient treatment for it three times (I'm doing fine now, my weight fluctuates between 120 and 125, and though I feel I'm fat, my treatment team says I'm as healthy as healthy can be as far as weight is concerned.) I'm not using this to play the sympathy card, I'm saying I know my shit after three hospitalizations. I can say for sure that being 5'7" and under 100 pounds is not healthy under any circumstances. The BMI scale is generally a fairly decent gauge of what weight is healthy and what is not, granted, it is a RANGE, and the lowest weight in the range may be healthiest for one person and the highest may be healthiest for another, with the low number being sickly for that person. The BMI scale is flawed, however, in that very athletic people in peak healthy condition may register as "overweight" or even "obese" because muscle weighs more than fat. My treatment team figured out my healthy weight using the BMI scale. They figured they would make me gain the 30 pounds and then, after a year or so, if my body was meant to be 115 or 135, it would end up ther (my setpoint.) If you have any speculations about whether someone is "healthy," "overweight," or "underweight," talk to me about it. I know more about it than almost all of you. And I'm not an arrogant person. It's just that, when it comes to weight and nutrition, I've had enough groups on it to know my shit.
metaphors 1
I agree. Hell, half these people aren't even using something as independible as the BMI chart to make their judgments, just pulling random numbers out of their asses. Throwing out random numbers doesn't really help anyone either. =/ *waits to be called fattie*
xiang 0
All depends on height. 130 pounds is no problem if you are over 6 feet. I'm 5'7" and I've never had a girl friend over 110 but I've never dated a girl taller than me. Current GF is 5'5" and about 105... I think that's about right.
sassypants93 17
Over 6 feet!?!? That girl would be anorexically thin!
baldfatman 0
I'm 300 pounds and sexy as hell! Don't worry girl, that guy clearly doesn't know how this world works.
OnTheRun 0
THATS A FUNNY COINCIDENCE...