Today, during my online class, I was answering my professor's question when my older sister slammed open the door to loudly say, "WHAT'S UP CHICKEN FUCKER?" My class heard. I hate online school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during an online class, I forgot to mute myself while trying to get my dog to poop. The whole class, including my professor, heard me sing “Push It” by Salt-N-Pepa to motivate her. They all had many questions when I came back on camera. FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML
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RichardPencil 32
YDI for ******* chickens!
coius 23
Reply “WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU DUMB **** *****?!?!” Gotta be fast on the return quips. And who cares? Just explain your sister is an invalid and idiot and apologize on her behalf for being disruptive. I think people are given a bit more leeway in these times since conditions aren’t ideal. It’s not like she said something like “I got your STD results back, And it’s positive results!”
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RichardPencil 32
YDI for ******* chickens!
Wadlaen 24
At least you can search comfort from the chickens..?
coius 23
Reply “WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU DUMB **** *****?!?!” Gotta be fast on the return quips. And who cares? Just explain your sister is an invalid and idiot and apologize on her behalf for being disruptive. I think people are given a bit more leeway in these times since conditions aren’t ideal. It’s not like she said something like “I got your STD results back, And it’s positive results!”
ghostinflames 13
valid points 😆
Matt Much 12
Hey Rod Farva! Never knew you had a sister. Apparently she's got the same brand of humor.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I wondered where South Park got the idea for their chicken ****** episode from. So what was up, chicken ******? And don't say your dick. I don't need the image.
Regis Bent 12
Shouldve quickly threatened her with telling you parents about her only fans account. Even if she doesn't have one, everyone in your class now thinks she does