Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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Comments (280)
antranger 0
#66 = fat
slipkid 0
my god what an asshole! you are SO not overweight! that chair must've been old or already broken some
iammeanttolive 0
It's amazing how superficial and incredibly shallow some of you are. Looks should not be more important than one's personality. Physical attraction is good, but it isn't everything. What he did to you was really low. You are definitely not 'fat' as others have said. Which reminds me, a girl shouldn't have to change herself to please a guy. If the guy doesn't like her for who she is, he can get his ass another girl. Simple as that. He obviously wasn't worth your time if he breaks up with you with that stupid shit excuse. He deserves a bitchslap.
andrewcx 0
yeah, pretty much what everyone else is saying. 130 pounds is not overweight at all, even for a very short girl. you should plan it out to where you see him some time soon, but wear an unbelievably sexy black dress.
nekoteikouji 0
130 is overweight unless u're 6 feet tall
xXSmexiRainbowXx 0
No its not. The average weight for a girl whose 5'6 is 120-140 lbs.
stencer 0
and what is your weight, 77? 130 is well under the American average, and certainly healthy unless she is a midget. "According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 3.7 (162 centimeters) tall and weighs 152 pounds (69 kilograms). This corresponds to a Body Mass Index of 26.3 kilograms/meters², which is slightly less than the average man's. " http://www.wonderquest.com/size-women-us.htm
mikemike20 0
maybe your scale is in kilograms?
antranger 0
Girls who are 5'6'' and lower should weigh no more than 120 and that's pushing it. Otherwise it's not aesthetically pleasing, putting "healthy" aside. Those extra 10-20 pounds a person is capable of losing will make them no less healthy then they were with them.
metaphors 1
Uh, wrong. According to the BMI chart, the healthy weight for a female at 5'1 is around 130 lbs. And even that could be debated. Honestly, the best thing to do is to ask your doctor, as he or she will most likely know more about your personal nutritional needs and whatnot. So can we stop pulling numbers out of our asses now?
aztec37 0
so.... according to #78, the average woman is about 3 in. shorter than me and 20 lbs more than me? wow. i know i am skinny, but.. come on. i think the average is overweight somewhat.
aztec37 0
oh and i'm a guy. btw