Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
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nuked 0
So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for ***** and giggles
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Comments (96)
vi3tv0tinh 0
lol it must be great for op to read all the same comment over and over. but it must have either been an Asian or a female driver...or even both. then I can understand y she didn't see the sign bc of her eyes. and then the backing up part bc she's a girl
CatsFTW 0
Fake and Gay
PurpleLlamas 0
your friends knew what it said thats why they said back up :P dumbass
Hikarishimizu 13
Didn't you know what kind of parking lot you were going into? YDI, dumbass.
ranger159 6
My dad's parking lot had one of those. But then again, he worked at Google, and they have a thing about security.
Jennniferlianne 0
Lmfao, the irony of that makes me laugh. @#81 I'd be a **** about it too, but i dont have the time or patience to memorize things on a 6 year time span.
PutriAprileine 0
U got this from 10000 jokes app...
lelelia28 0
That ******* sucks!
Bitcheslovetoast 0
Scumbag friend
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Your friend's a bitch!