Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
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nuked 0
So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for ***** and giggles
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nuked 0
So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?
chipmunk95 0
you would be a woman @op
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for ***** and giggles
Contra 0
You're not even supposed to back up - drive out and back in again. YDI.
alison91896 0
Fett: that was a sexist and unnecessary comment. are you from somewhere where women have no rights or something?
TysonFawlay 0
Remove the "retarded" and I agree with him though.
bskballa92 0
Lol it would be a woman.
Dbag320 0
We all know bitches can't drive.
1stFail103163 0
good luck loosing your virginity with an attitude like that! :D *thumbs up*
1stFail103163 0
previous post^ @ the funny little sexist boys
phreshboi 1
lololololololol #20 and the key word is when you siad carelessly
adidaman 3
the only thing that bitch should be driving is a dick
Matt_192 6
too bad you don't have one
Dwayzee 2
Or even feel them going over the spikes in the first place?
ayechick 2
I thought so too !! ???
untoldfame 3
Great job dummy! Im amazed you were able to get your license at all!
glamourgigi2741 0
Don't be rude it wasn't her fault
joHnnycsU 0
usually you hear your tires going over. Guess you didn't hear the tires being torn either.
zeal 0
Wow...you kinda deserved it, but it was also partly your friend's fault for wanting to read the sign after you had already passed it.
the_stereotype 0
it happens a lot, but YDI for not even reading the sign in the first place. you're in a parking lot, it's not like you were going too fast to take the time to read the whole thing
idratherbewrestl 0
ydi for being a dumbass
v1knownaz_chris 0
moron, didnt you feel the bump and see it with the spikes in it, when you drove over it coming in xD *facepalms* idiots
DailyWeekend 0
I wanna know how fast she was backing up that she couldn't hear/feel the back tires pop to at least only have 2 out instead of all 4.
alex5419 1
there are special spikes that only slash ur tires if ur going the wrong way...it's too keep people from getting in or running away with something important
Vaetrus 0
Did you not read what you are replying to? They said how come the driver could not hear the first two tires going... not why spikes came up at all... -.-
Flamersplamer 0
YDI for reversing inside a parking lot just to read a sign.
GhettoToaster 0
haha nice
TheTruth1428 0
YDI. Not only were you stupid enough to not notice you were sign in the first place, but then you also didn't notice the bump as you hit the spikes, then also shredded not only your back tires like a moron, but kept going and shredded all your tires. I call fake on this.