Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
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nuked 0
So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for ***** and giggles
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Comments (96)
gothic_cat_lady 0
hahaha, the exact same thing happened to my dad when I was little, except he only blew out the back two tires.
lifeinoz 0
Sounds like you friend knew what the sign said and wanted to see what you would do, and probably laughed when your tires got slashed. I know not everyone reads every sign they come across (you see the first part and automatically think you know what it says - your brain is trained to do that), so I don't blame you for that. But I do think you have really poor taste in friends.
lizzikur93 0
why would there be a parking lot where backing up caused severe tire damage? how could you park without having to back up when you wanted to leave?
grlwitperlEring 0
have you never parked in a public parking lot before?
calliebeth 0
heh.. your friend obviously read the sign. ydi.
in_wonderland 1
fake, i read this exact thing word for word in a magazine like 6 years ago.
sugar_407 0
why the hell would you remember something you read six years ago ? Get a life
Jacquie_lynn 0
i read something like this before too! i didn't know what from though...
Contra 0
#52 might be like me - I spend hours reading the same thing over and over so that 6 years later I can be a **** about it on FML.
jonny2x4 0
Shenanigans!
Lhilly_fml 0
Heh Heh, that made me giggle.
MarkO_fml 0
The OP has obviously never driven before. Otherwise, you would have heard the noise it makes when you drive over them in the right direction. These things are not difficult to see. That's like saying you didn't see the four dogs laying across the road right before running them over. And as someone else pointed out, you would have to be an idiot to blowout the first two and continue another 6-8 feet in order to blowout the other two.
XxMaiWeingxX 0
you know your friend said it on purpose right?