Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML
Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML
Today, I loosened the lug nuts on a guy's tires since he won't stop parking in my assigned spot and the rental authority refused to do anything. His tire flew off as he was tearing down the highway and he totaled his car. Now I might get charged. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, I finally got my car back after it was in the auto shop for a week. On my way home, I started swerving all over the road. It turns out they didn't tighten the lug nuts on one of my wheels properly. FML
Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML
Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML
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Top comments
ahabsfan 17
You were right.
Sapphire Layos-Wagaman 9
Well you jinxed yourself into being a bad driver
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Comments (11)
Sapphire Layos-Wagaman 9
Well you jinxed yourself into being a bad driver
ahabsfan 17
You were right.
Lurker1 9
Don't know what country your in but in Australia it is Illegal for a business of any kind to sell a product without a minimum 12 month warranty included. You can buy extended warranty and they can put certain conditions on it but it has to be reasonable conditions.
stormy0307 16
In the US the minimum warranty usually only covers manufacturer defects or incorrect installation (good luck proving either though). A case like this wouldn’t be covered under it as the user damaged it through their own actions.
alyak98 31
Guess you’re an idiot. “Only idiots need warranty for tires”
RichardPencil 32
This time, buy the ******* warranty and own up to the fact that you suck at driving!
EmoCunt 9
I see you speak the truth
ojosRojos 28
Karmaaa.
ihatecondoms 12
thats not how karma works...
saberjpg 6
Well, time for some self reflection... and maybe some driving lessons.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Might wanna learn how to drive, idiot.