Today, my ex told my boss I’d been faking my negative Covid tests. A complete lie, but I had to take a test in front of my boss, just in case. It was positive. I have never faked a test and had no idea I was infected, but my boss fired me for faking tests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a positive Covid-19 test. Despite being largely asymptomatic, the company I work for decided that I've behaved with "gross neglect" by coming to work in an attempt to support the company's ambition, and promptly fired me with no benefits. FML
Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
Today, I found out my coworker faked having COVID so she could go on vacation. I guess she forgot that we follow each other on Instagram. I saw all her pictures of her drinking and at the beach enjoying herself. I’ve been doing the bulk of her work and staying overtime. FML
Today, my husband has been isolating for 6 days in our bedroom, with me sleeping in the spare room, since his positive COVID test. I found instructions for how to fake the positive result on our shared iPad. He lied to get out of work, my birthday, and my parents' anniversary party. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise, explaining that another shop offered me a job at a higher rate, but I would stay if he would offer me the same. Instead, he fired me then called the other shop and said I was fired for failing a drug test. FML
Today, my sister called me at work and told me our elderly mom had passed away. I dropped everything and rushed home, to find out she was fine, and that my sister was just pranking me. When I explained this to my boss, he accused me of lying to get out of work, and I was fired. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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Grumpy Jack 27
So, your now ex boss puts more trust in your bitchy ex than he does to you ?? Maybe he'd been trying to fire you for a long time and finally made it happen.
mike3775 39
This sucks. You really had to have made the ex mad to pull that
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Comments (6)
mike3775 39
This sucks. You really had to have made the ex mad to pull that
Grumpy Jack 27
Or maybe she's just a bitch.
Nikki 17
He or she
Grumpy Jack 27
So, your now ex boss puts more trust in your bitchy ex than he does to you ?? Maybe he'd been trying to fire you for a long time and finally made it happen.
mccuish 25
You must’ve really pissed her off if she would lie to your boss about you faking a negative test.
D J's MOM 17
you test was positive, so you weren't faking, making it illegal to fire you. if it's a good job then due for wrongful termination. if not, hello unemployment checks.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Anyone forcing me to take a COVID-19 or other medical test in front of them, will no longer have me as an employee.
DLBL 23
Where I worked, people faked POSITIVE so they could have a few weeks off!