Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML
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Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML
Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
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nuked 0
So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
hahahahahahahha i bet her friend had read the sign and just wanted her to back up for ***** and giggles
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Comments (96)
brutallyhonest24 0
let me get this straight, you didnt notice driving over the spikes when you passes the sign, didnt look in the rearview mirror when you where backing out, and after your rear tires were blown out you kept backing out?, either you really deserve it, or you are faking
DameGreyWulf 1
You do not just back up in an entrance, especially without looking. What if someone was behind you? Also, pay attention to signs, you are the driver. Also also, it pays to ignore at least some of the stupid comments your friends have to make. Whether it's "OMG I DIDN'T READ THE SIGN BACK UP" or just generally distracting you from seeing the sign in the first place.
dully_fml 0
YDI for not being an attentive driver
boredinjp 17
That's a fake. Nobody's THAT dumb.
macsterfun 3
I am... I think...
ciaobella_fml 0
LMAO I'm sorry but I laughed at this.
teasecake 0
lmao ydi for having an effed up friend wanting to see you get your tires damaged.
chellinha93 0
hahaha, very funny but I call this fake....
PlasmaFox 0
What exactly slashed his tires?
Zakky_Ketchup 0
Your mother's cavernous ******. It's like razorwire or some shit.
DailyWeekend 0
hahahaha
ashleyyd 2
fake. this was just on an episode of "yes, dear" and i find it very unlikely you'd destroy ALL four tires. two maybe, but not all four. you would've both felt and heard them popping, and stopped, instead of backing up even more.
BikerMike 0
This has got to be fake. First, should have felt the spikes going over forward. then backing up, definatly should have felt the back tires hit the spikes and heard the tires pop and the air escape. If you did continue to back up after the first two tires were destroyed, then you are a dumb **** ****.