Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?
mattmag 0
Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.
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Comments (239)
dumb_bytch2020 0
I think its funny how everyone says your a ***** but I had this happen to me to only they talk about it with me around, They think its funny.
nosedive1994 0
SLUUUUTTTT!!!!!
bree_mayne 0
YDI for being a ****
cml13 0
Holy shit thats awesome good for u girl! dont worry about the haters if u were a guy it wouldnt be considered slutty but because ur a girl everyone throws a fit and calls u a *****...u get yours as long as your being safe I say go for it!
FlammableMonkeys 0
wow you **** I can't beleve that you live in the same contrey I do
bobys36 0
113- you have anger problems. you probably think your perfect and that you never judge others..ya right, and if we did know you in real life we would more than likely all hte you.
Krimlinger 0
can I be your friend too? ;P
jasminepjackson 0
****!
jasminepjackson 0
I think the people that are defending this girl are also *****. I'm not saying that miss thing isn't allowed to do what she wants, but her actions are slutty!!
claiiire_fml 17
your life isn't the only thing that got ******(;