Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD
Lacist 19
Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.
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Comments (55)
legitkitty 11
At least you won't have a scumbag to deal with anymore!
Mister_Triangle 21
Why is he a scumbag for agreeing to not disturb OP's roommates while they have finals?
morella_xx 29
Because he'd rather break up than not have sex for a week or two. Shows what he values in that relationship.
Mister_Triangle 21
You're assuming he was serious and the breakup is permanent.
morella_xx 29
I don't think the FML would have been written if he was joking.
MoodyBlue320 11
Why would her friends resort to asking her to break up with him anyway? A simple "stop having sex until after exams" or "if you're gonna have sex, do it elsewhere" would've sufficed. But your boyfriend's a dick, better off without him.
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly. I vote YDI for this because OP accepted this as the only options.
KingDead 18
Sounds like a set up! Interventions are usually planned before the actual confrontation... If OP's bf was so easy going on breaking up over something like that, when really you should just make the decision not to sleep around during exams.. Than it looks like he knew as well.. I'd be happy with the breakup, in that case.
MoodyBlue320 11
Yeah, you're right. These things are planned before hand. Perhaps he wanted to break up with her and didn't know how and had her friends use that as an excuse? Which is a dick move on all their parts, but yeah.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD
Dracoboxer357 36
If he agreed to that, you're better off without him, Op. :p
Lacist 19
Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.
OlgaCornmuffin 7
just tell them he's helping you "cram" for your finals. Lol.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Well in your roommates defense, having to listen to loud sex noises can be very distracting especially during exams!
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. I hate it when people are having sex while I'm taking an exam. Seriously, people can study in the library (ok. some people have sex there too, but at least they're quiet).
lambda_fml 40
#35 You should try sex at the library sometime its awesome. And you get free Kamasutra for referance ;-)
RpiesSPIES 27
Is your boyfriend going to college with you? If so, I don't think it's a dick move. It's more like he's trying for both of you to focus hard and pass the exams :) Don't take it too hard.
RpiesSPIES 27
Oh crap, I misread and thought it meant to hold off because of/during the exam period... I regret... /resistlameexcuses
Enslaved 38
Looks like she won't be taking it too hard. :P
kait11 16
If he's that willing to pick up and leave, then let him! If he's not willing to work through things why should you be.
Mister_Triangle 21
Why does everyone assume it was a serious and/or permanent breakup?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
18- It's not much of an FML if it was only for the exam periods...
Thestem 6
your roommates are jealous they aren't gettin laid during exam time, everyone needs a stress reliever & study buddy for breaks
abu4u 26
Maybe the boyfriend only want what's best got you: No distractions during exams. But maybe I'm wrong.
cocacola999 27
Yes, because getting dumped does not distract at all... /sarcasm