Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
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persianality 0
hahaha
helloello 2
ah this bring me back to the days of 9th grade and round there. msn use to be the bee's knees
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Comments (125)
yeeder1 0
ROFLOL
timmyfml23 0
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!
AlgorithMan 0
Men watch ****. all men. no exceptions. just admit it and tell your gf to get over it, because she will never find a man who doesn't do that - only men who are more successful at lying to her about it... really, ask her to watch it with you - watching **** together usually leads to really hot sex... most girls like ****, too, you know
kei1108 13
Probably should stop watching ****... Eww.
Blue_np5 5
Jerk.
lemonademixer 7
Oh wow... •_• Hahaha
penashmul 19
Soon after I began dating my boyfriend, I asked to use his phone's internet for last-minute research. I guess he had forgotten about the full-volume porno he had been playing that morning. Did I mention we were in our classroom?
nick4570 3
It was at this moment he knew....... He ****** up
ajs1987 15
My girlfriend recently saw my ****-filled internet history, she thought it was funny and said it's no big deal. I think I need to wife this girl up quick.
justsayingbeach 15
Idiot