Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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lemonkittens 8
If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.
shane27 0
Dumbass
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mrlucky4444 0
Lol
43trauts 14
Super LOL
shane27 0
Dumbass
stephan18 23
I'm trying to think of ways I could make it not seem so bad if this ever happened to me..I can't think of any, FYL and good luck with the next girl.
allisonbredow 0
This reminds me of my day... Except the sending the wrong thing... I got there no problem
ArentICute 0
Why were you looking at **** at the same time as hooking up?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
My thoughts exactly.
vDisaster 2
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
z620 0
#58, read the post carefully before making a stupid comment so you would understand he was chatting with her on the computer, but wanted to hook up with her.
43trauts 14
FAIL
farhil 14
Say, "my brother did that"
prince122 0
You know a good way to have recovered from that is by after writing the site name say "what's this? My friends told me it's a fun site but I don't trust them and would hate to end up on a dirty and perverted **** site". Which would make her believe your not a pervert.
Jammy01jams 2
Thats why I make it to most girls I talk to that I am a regular guy and have seen **** before, and continue to watch it if I feel necessary. I tell girls returning about me. Not always a good thing, but that way she can't be disappointed later on. She knew what I was like. :D
abbyelizabeth 9
How could you be bored, yet talking to a girl you wanted to get with?
murlocholmes 5
"... Uhhhh... We should try this." might have been an ok response... Idk pal
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Just say "sorry my dumbass friend typed that as a joke" it can get you out of a lot of these situations. Just think on your feet
HowAreYouToday 34
Lol op needs a life... Tine to go to the flea market!
Pixelduhst 0
Am I the only girl that wouldn't mind? :scratches head: I mean, as long as it's not girl on girl, I could care less.
NeDaroft 5
What?
cocknblock 0
Just say ur friend did it or a sibling
teameminem 2
Unless she's really stupid, she must know that most guys watch ****, so it won't really be a surprise.
sk1ml1fe 0
EPIC FAIL
ky765 0
i am so turned on right now
Gretzky_023 0
That's retarded
kickazz16 15
Looks like you'll be googling **** more often now! Lol :) it's ok, tomorrow is always a new day!
lolololer 8
maybe the girl will suggest a better **** site to OP :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
People look up ****?
ScaughtieHolden 11
Conversation starter? Does she watch the same categories you do?
lemonkittens 8
If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.
docscientist 10
Op can want two things at once.
docscientist 10
Op can want two things at once.
docscientist 10
Op can want two things at once.
docscientist 10
Op can want two things at once.
12vballchick12 5
37- We get it....
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
40, 41, 41, 41, Just post that a couple more times.
ShadowLuffer 0
41- SPAM!
otb113 7
don't listen to her OP! #6 is one of them gingers!
airforce987 20
Apparently 41 wanted four things at once
leadman1989 16
Cool story bro tell it- oh I see you've already told I several times, I'll just excuse myself. Cheers.
lemonkittens 8
52- thanks bro, I appreciate it...
leadman1989 16
As if you wouldn't thank the gods if she let you touch her. FYL
DocBastard 40
Too...much...irony... *head explodes*
Sgt_Minty 0
8 actualy...
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
52- I didn't know they let 10 year olds on here. In fact, I think #6 is pretty.
Wazilla 0
Hey some gingers are hot, and have a soul! Just gotta know whrere to look...
eeppiicc 8
The key word in this fml is "been" which is past tense which would incline op was no longer talking to her...
otb113 7
ayyy woah woah. Sorry if I offended you ms Lemonkittens. No sarcasm, seriously. I posted that in way lighter spirits than it was interpreted.
The_FMLs 0
Maybe she's into that site
TheCylonmaster 3
Or maybe she's ON that site.....
IscoreOnU 19
OP: Types **** site into chat. *Panic* Girl: Shit... You found it. OP: Found what? Girl: Never mind.... OP: Searches her. Finds her. Suddenly it doesn't matter as much if he gets her or not. But if she's on there she could be open to it.
eeppiicc 8
Was it pornhub?
Commander223 9
I was wondering the same
hotPinklipstick 24
redtube :)
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Hmm, I was going to make a suggestion but it seems like what ever I want to post it "anti-floods" it. What ever the **** that means.
Freeze_fml 17
I'm guessing you never did well with compound words.
Commander223 9
Leave the comment maker thing. Then try postin it again. It always works for me.
overthelimit 3
8- its the only site i would let slide. but YDI anyway OP.
ItsApril 0
spankwire or xhamster lol which is a weird name
Wheredidgrungego 12
Pornhub is great, so is xnxx! I use them both. Not many people know about the latter, but I highly recommend it.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Rulertube. Nuff said.
pauley317 0
Spankwire. Best ever
jacob128 4
This guy knows whats up
GabbyCharityM 0
47 - I don't know what it is either, but Japan didn't have it..
zakkyzebra 11
Cant forget the classic youporn
waswashere 0
Xvideos
obamathellama 0
Has anyone realized you're all comparing your favorite **** sites? What is wrong with you people? There are children on here! Btw mine is pornhub too.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Kids shouldn't be here. The site is 16+. I'm sucha hypocrite... I been here for 2 years and I just hit 16...
1greatsk8er 0
Haha porns **** so any works for me but the best would probably be googlehammer.com check it out ;)
Al_HyLo 5
xhamsters deaaaadly :)
YayorNay 8
Youtube does the job.
slushpup9696 12
I recommend lemonparty, I can really get off to that. ...umad?
fr33m3xican 0
wanktube.... Nuff said lol
elementalz 2
Go there very often? Why not just go out and get laid?
Spenerish 0
There's a 5 video per day limit on PornHub on the iPod. Xnxx is my fave!
Btreasure 8
Youjizz and youporn! This is probably weird coming from a girl but whatever
rexgar2000 10
youporn
bigxbroxlol1 2
haha good choice ;)
seahawksfan900 11
#27 Wtf?
cwestover 0
I agree with 104 xnxx !!!
Lennes 12
Delightful. Aren't you a catch?
sanchezjesus368 7
You should always double check.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
What **** site some yu cant really tell if its a **** site or not
white16sox 19
Well **** is two naked lovers having sexual intercourse. So I'm pretty sure it would be easy to tell if it's a **** site or not.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
I mean the web address :) i know what **** is
Commander223 9
Words of advice: Double check your comment before grammar Nazis found out. That's probably why the FML team added the edit feature when you make a comment. Av least that's how it is on the app.
white16sox 19
Oh ok my mistake, sorry.
nesciosed 1
but you know she's going to click on it.
MerrikBarbarian 9
aren't you a tad young for ****?
haleyyraee96 0
At* sorry Commander223 it was starting to annoy me..
ItsApril 0
In addition to the last comment.... @33 *find You used a present and past tense in the same sentence. =p
ItsApril 0
Hm... there was supposed to be an empty line entered after *find. I guess my phone doesn't want to cooperate. :/
Commander223 9
X] It's ok. Hahaha. Mistakes were meant to be corrected.
gandhislayer 6
32- how do you know what **** is? You're only 14.
farhil 14
I found out about **** when I was 9, the hard way.
white16sox 19
110 please be kidding.
prince122 0
Ohnestly theres no point in making the age requirement for **** 18 years. Half the people who watch **** are 11-17 year olds.
obamathellama 0
119- How hard exactly?
Madiluvsyuh98 2
110 how do you not know what **** is
ambs12345 0
Im pretty sure 6 yr olds know about ****
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Just stop
thatonekid180 0
*find.
farhil 14
144 Probably not very... I was only 9
Cave_Johnson 6
Don't worry! Just because you've ruined any chance you had with the girl doesn't mean she'll never be interested in you- oh wait, it does.
danielreader22 4
^ Fail.
shamonme 0
Win^ because he's cave johnson
beachyballerina 12
Goo one