Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML
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Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
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nolaneldridge 1
"get ready to feel the thunda!!!"
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Is he?
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Comments (171)
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Is he?
Naomimi_fml 6
Unless you're into that sort of thong?
enonymous 9
Welcome to the Thunderdome
krystal753 0
at least he spanked u :) I love it wen I get spanked
crownlogic 25
Maybe he was channelling Thor.
wakadalhadaf 4
You should've said "and i am the lightning"!!!!!!!!
nalia18 8
Uhmmm...
Naomimi_fml 6
*thing, damn. Or thong. however he'll have it.
ejones1991 0
#34: Your profile picture makes me want to punch my iPhone in the face... No offense
btnhdude 0
54, but his picture of her makes me giggle like a little girl.
laurbear12 3
34 looks like Justin Bieber haha
kemando 22
68 how perceptive of you.
nitram06 2
Says the guy with the Bieber haircut, LOL irony at its best.
maddy14 0
No shit...I didn't no that
Iamnotyourmom 0
54 you look like Justin Bieber, so uhm yeah.
The_Troller 14
Derp derp that's because it is
DK1234567 8
Am I the only one who's reminded of that Selena Gomez song "I am the thunder and you are the lightning" EVERYTHING COMES NATURALLY IT COMES NATURALLY bAbY BaBy
vergaso 0
No dk... We are not all homosexual 5 year olds
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
28- I would channel Thor any day of the week. Thor: "This mortal body grows in my pants, I need substance!" Me: (pushes three fat women over and excitedly jumps up and down while raising hand) "Pick me!!!" .... Excuse me, I am going to go watch some midgets dressed like Thor getting it on...
nalia18 8
Imma girl.... And if youd read my info you would no i look nothing like this unless i under went some major not needed surgery... And a haircut...
hinchkongfang 0
Did he cum with the thunder?? Sounds like it!!
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
**** yes. I unintentionally made a good comment.
Atomicsoap 0
I don't think most people get his joke... He is the thunder because he came 2nd.
xMaeLA 24
*know
nolaneldridge 1
"get ready to feel the thunda!!!"
nellienicole 1
I would have found that funny...maybe not the yelling in the ear part.
exleonhart 0
THUNDER, Thunder, THUNDER! ThunderCats Ho!!!
aceman1992 9
can we also assume that he is lighting fast?
Llama_Face89 34
You've been - thunderstruck!
False_Stupidity 42
101 gets the bonus points for the ACDC reference :)
milky953 0
watch the ballad of truck thunders on YouTube it'll make this FML a lot funnier.
amoscore 5
Damn I laughed while reading this.
Gymnast317 4
Haha!
DerekBlaskie 6
Why do you even waste time posting this comment If all you're going to say is haha..
ckr911 5
Oh god... Some people.... And how exactly did you end up with him? :/
changesinme 0
They probably went out a couple of times, grew fond of each other, either one asks the other if they wanted to be in a relationship, either one agrees and here we are now?
tannerparker16 0
Well how do u end up with a girl? If u follow any of the old testament u can catch a mate :P haha
nitram06 2
That wasn't even remotely funny. It wasn't stupid or witty, just completely pointless.
sheethapins 13
Boy meets girl. Boy clubs girl over the head. Boy drags girl back to his man cave. Boy is the thunder.
dales_mommy 0
atleast he has a sense of humor..if it is really that big of deal to you, let him know.
liquidSELECT 0
Thunder THUNDER THUNDER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
brunogtz 4
justin bieber?
mrs_bruno_mars 14
I thought the same thing haha
Buttsexpirate 9
Thundercats hoeeeee
happyabby123 0
Haha. Wow. The first thing I thought of when I read this was Justin bieber. :/
Llama_Face89 34
Thunder! Thunder! ThunderCATS hooo!
Emoney1 3
But Liono!!!! Snarf Snarf
liquidSELECT 0
Thunder THUNDER THUNDER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CheeseOnTheSide 3
wow. I'm surprised he didn't scream out 'I GOT THE POWER!' or 'I GOT THE MAGIC IN ME!'
shrimp1234 4
She now has the magic in her.
AlexRen 21
I like how she said, steamy love-making. but you had sex with him do you had a taste for the thunder, what's so bad about this?
samsea 5
Lols you have thunder thighs.