Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
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thatnucca 36
Now she gets to see the world through your eyes then...
skilova4lifezzz 19
At least you weren't the person who got a **** link of their mother.. That would have been awkward for the both of you!
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Comments (114)
thatnucca 36
Now she gets to see the world through your eyes then...
ChenEighty 20
What I'd like to know is why OP had bothered copying a **** link previously. Did he send it to someone or something?
radiocaf 29
I can show you the world...
kayydb7 14
Hopefully you have good taste in ****!
StiffPvtParts 43
I have always feared of making the same mistake as OP :3
steffidallasbfl 16
That must've been awkward
Ambient25 25
No of course it wasn't awkward. OP's mom got him ice cream after it.
arsenicalhumor 30
More then one **** was given this day!
dingleberrysteve 6
more awkward if it was a video of a donkey show
SolluxCaptor3589 15
No shit Sherlock
SilentNightz 9
Goddamn that's awkward. And quite embarrassing indeed.
Amama_fml 30
No shit, Sherlock.
skilova4lifezzz 19
At least you weren't the person who got a **** link of their mother.. That would have been awkward for the both of you!
xblaine 17
Maybe she'll think that it's funny?
SilentNightz 9
Yes. Totally reasonable. "LOL MY SON SENT ME A GREAT PORNO. OMG I CAN'T BREATHE."
SilentNightz 9
Wait. Now that I think of it... That is a possibility.
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
I mean, my mother, after all, was the person who showed me Two Girls One Cup...
SilentNightz 9
No, no. It's not. Never mind.
Ambient25 25
#14 I'm not even going to ask...
edanielleh 21
at what age??
pwnman 33
Lol hahahahahaha
Chinman12 9
Did she really? I thought you showed her..
Chinman12 9
#14 still funny!!!
Cansler 8
Just say it was your roommate.
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
And if OP lives alone?
mFUNdo21 17
then OP got screwed over by Pamela Handerson
GamerFeels 4
I wish the best of luck to you sir XD
wholock 12
Your fault
184886837272837 32
Boy… that escalated quickly.
ChenEighty 20
There was no escalation. Did you even read the FML...?
sjbartholome 14
I'm sure #11 read the FML. He just doesn't understand what that phrase means.
ksks1234 33
Maybe it is 'minute man' ****. (Do they have that?) Thirty seconds or less to escalation.
CooperRage 13
I read it first as "Boy...... that ejaculated quickly." Totally different comment.
n00b4liciou5 10
What'd she send back?