Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Anonymous
Dogs rule
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Maude
Beauharnois, Canada
Doggy dog world
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Top comments
iAlissa 34
It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.
Welshite 40
Your wife is in the doghouse now.
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Comments (94)
jerome72 14
tbh i probably would have shot the thing
PresAgent 23
Agreed, #40. As a hunter, I have no qualms shooting a vicious animal that attacks me. Inside your own home is even more reason to do so.
vikky538 29
you made me realize that I have less problems...
Morning_fml 22
Her lover's dog was more loyal than she is.
buymevickis92 26
who brings their dog with them to.have an affair?
AnFrickenTwan 19
I wish you the best OP
ljrdz 7
wtf?
kickyourtitsin 12
The fact that this happened in Wisconsin, and that I'm a Wisconsinite pains me to hear of such an asshole.
gintwinsmoore 20
Oh come on now...there's plenty of Assholes living in Wisconsin that do that so don't be too shocked!!!!
gobiteme2 34
Sounds like the time to call an exterminator. Get rid of the skunk and ***** in the house OP.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
That was your sign. Don't ever go back.
redstone7693 29
shit I accidentally pressed the thumbs down button man sorry. but yeah I agree. sorry for your loss op.