Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Anonymous
Dogs rule
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Maude
Beauharnois, Canada
Doggy dog world
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Top comments
iAlissa 34
It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.
Welshite 40
Your wife is in the doghouse now.
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Comments (94)
HWICUNow 10
ex-wife?
jandy8705 2
Boy, that's.....ruff.
HWICUNow 10
Foursome?
bigmanfrmltlrock 5
guess Fido punked u out.
PaulieXP 16
Heh my earlier comment was deleted. What's wrong FML? Chicken much? I bet my ip and username are on a wachlist now :))
sprints54 19
Strange dog charging me in my own house? Sorry Id of shot the dog
Fou_Lou 20
Next time shes out. Pack her stuff and put it in front of the door.
sp00derman 23
I wouldn't even pack it for her. I'd just throw her belongings out on the doorstep.
Goblin182 27
I would beat the crap out of that bitch, and the dog too.
dragonrider1959 18
Yes damn feelings and such
lokar_ogar 11
Why didn't you just kill the dog? Take out your car keys and jab it's eyes out then stomp its head in. Dogs are weak and easy to kill. OP is a pussy and deserved it.
PopcornTimes 14
That sucks x 1000 000. That's gotta be one of the worst ways to find out.