Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Which side are you on?
Today, my husband and I have been fighting because I gave our son his college fund, even though he got a full-ride scholarship. My husband didn't think it was necessary and wanted to use it for other things. FML
Rip off
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Market crash
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Amazon addict
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
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ZombieLoveA 0
Aha... Well... At least he's fit and in great shape now.!
crushedone 7
Sure it wasn't pole smoking lessons?
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ZombieLoveA 0
Aha... Well... At least he's fit and in great shape now.!
hellbilly205 17
Well atleast he did'nt spend it on something stupid...
n_epic_fail 14
No worries, he'll pay you back with the money he makes as a male stripper.
juicystar777 4
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if your son wants to be a stripper you should be a lot more supportive. you're his parents, you have to love him exceptionally :)
silentbutfunny 0
Then he should have asked $ for pole dancing instead of college.
shannonreneee 11
69, love him exceptionally? Do you mean unconditionally?
juicystar777 4
^ yeah *unconditionally. sorry about that :)
Honestly_Lainey 21
No where does it say her son was the one actually taking the classes. Maybe he was suckered into paying for his girlfriend's pole dancing classes. And you know, I just can't decide if i think that's smart or stupid...
Argenisjose 9
that will be a ton of one dollar bills
u002764 3
I've noticed that everything you say is stupid.
wolfsheart 14
At least he is still Learning something...
FlamingTacos 7
A very important life skill
thiscrazything 1
A lifeskill that he will probably use, to make more money than he would if he took the college courses.
nonamericandolla 6
If he's doing what he loves u shouldn't no care
crushedone 7
Sure it wasn't pole smoking lessons?
Gavin_Tindell 0
Ah i see whatcha did there...
Mifflicious 18
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And you're one of those who think that pole dancing equals strippers, am I right? Stupid. Pole dancing is a REAL dance, a wonderful one, still it's really looked down on because of the shit that most of the strippers perform.
redbluegreen 41
I really don't think that's the main point of this FML.
Milf6969 1
No she's one of those mothers that assumed the money was to be spent on courses.
cutiepie111 3
that's not what she's saying, he's blowing university money on pole dancing lessons, that's the fml damn, 10, you beat me to it!
kimmi41509 10
Pole dancing is trashy either way.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Mifflicious, how stupid can you be? The whole point of this FML is that the son duped mummy and daddy by spending his money to get the education for a career for pole dancing lessons without consulting them. Quit making assumptions to make yourself look more appealing, ass-clown.
silentbutfunny 0
Trying to justify the pole dancing lessons over college. Shame shame
AmongstTheFaces 5
Why don't we just dance to dubstep? It's moshpit
mk58 31
16, I think you're thinking of the pole-dancing that strippers do. Pole-dancing is actually a very good exercise (and fun too!), and most people who engage in it do it privately, or with their significant others.
Bladian 5
39, because dubstep is terrible "music." And anyone who listens to it should be ashamed.
periwinkle95 10
16- pole dancing can actually be sexy sometimes.
Mifflicious 18
You all seem to be missing MY point. Of course school money shouldn't be used for anything else, but does that give you the right to look down on the stuff it was used for, just because you don't know anything about it and judge it? No. I didn't say ANYTHING about the stuff that most of the people here replied to me, but it just shows me that you're that assuming kinda people too. God I hate those.
ALlamaOnFire 20
We've obviously got a pole dancer here...
helloletsgo 0
Money well spent then
RahmEsHestos 5
Male pole dancing... I've never heard of such a thing. I hope you did t give him too much!
rattusrattus 19
Chippendales dancers? Well, technically they do striptease, but I'm sure the OP's son's new skills will come in handy.
G0v3nat0r 7
That doesn't exactly seem like something that would get much business...
chocolemonade 6
Look up Steven Retchless...and let me tell you, there are a lot of women who would LOVE to see more male pole dancers!! ;)
ohSNAPyall 27
Seems like his pole might get in the way.
StupidBunnies 10
Whatever floats his boat
stevenJB 25
And whoevers going to be on that boat
SystemofaBlink41 27
Whatever butters your toast
threer 30
Whoever butters your toast.
cutiepie111 3
Well, a least he's staying in shape?
kimmi41509 10
I don't think it's right for a guy to take pole dancing classes..just imagine him hanging upside down with his balls hanging out of his costume as if he was at a strip club.
perdix 31
So, how much would you pay to see that? If you are not a fan of the art form, it doesn't mean that there aren't others who like it. Some people don't like opera.
redbluegreen 41
So how do you feel about male gymnasts at the Olympics? Just because someone is interested in and participates in pole dancing doesn't mean anything. It's more athletic than sexy anyway. But, even if it was for a sexual purpose, his interest in it is nobody's business but his.
kimmi41509 10
I don't see how straddling a pole is an art form. It's provocative and seductive. Not very classy "art" to me. But That's my opinion.
kimmi41509 10
Gymnastics is a lot more athletic than pole dancing. You don't see pole dancing in the Olympics.
Shrike 24
Just shut up you frigid bitch. You've given your opinion, big whoop, go make out with a Jesus poster.
silentbutfunny 0
ZING!
archenemybtch 0
Actually, I heard on the radio last month that they were petitioning to get pole dancing added to the list of Olympic events.
kimmi41509 10
Yeah I do have my own opinion, and seems like you can't handle it. I'm not a female dog either, but thank you for making me laugh at your stupidity. Everyone has different opinions, so get over it.
Shrike 24
Hey Kimmy... "Everyone has different opinions, so get over it." Thanks for making me laugh at how you can't take your own advice, and thumb your own dumb ass up. Bye now.
kimmi41509 10
*Kimmi. And how so? I never criticized your opinion or anyone else's and I never called you any names like you did to me, so keep them coming so I can make you look even more stupid.
silentbutfunny 0
I think strike is trying to call you a hippocrit.
Furrywhiplash 14
I know how we can calm kimmi down. We should get a male stripper to pole dance for her, I'm sure she will love that. Maybe we can get OP to do it.
rattusrattus 19
I would like to point out that the right guy, in the right costume, and I would be THERE.
iwadasn 33
"Just because someone is interested in and participates in pole dancing doesn't mean anything. It's more athletic than sexy anyway. But, even if it was for a sexual purpose, his interest in it is nobody's business but his." Normally I'd agree, but since he tricked his parents into paying for it, I'd say it's their business too.
redbluegreen 41
#80: That's why I worded it the way I did. It's only their business because he lied about how he was spending their money. If he spent it on pole dancing lessons or McDonald's kids toys, it makes no difference. It's not the lessons themselves that are the problem.
robpressley93 8
29- thank you someone had to say it!
chocolemonade 6
Have you seen Steven Retchless? he was on America's Got Talent, and what he did was an extreeemly athletic and sensual art form, not just some sleezy pole dancing. Not right of the son to misuse money, but don't judge the boy for pole-dancing
l0v3p4in 7
66 - You want to get OP's son, not OP. I don't think OP would do the trick unless she turned out to have her own secret pole with balls to accompany. Just saying.
aisthecoolest 8
Just what I was about to say
perdix 31
You'll be so proud if he graduates summa cum laude!
Da_Bauss435 8
I know that my parents were proud of me when I finished my lap dancing lessons
silentbutfunny 0
^ at first i read "lap dancing sessions" I almost cried
br0ccoli 15
U did.