Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Anonymous
Dogs rule
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Maude
Beauharnois, Canada
Doggy dog world
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
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iAlissa 34
It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.
Welshite 40
Your wife is in the doghouse now.
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Comments (94)
the_steven 6
a strong stance and a menacing glare will stop most dogs; a strong kick to the neck or underside of the jaw will stop the rest, except for trained attack dogs...
UpUpUpUrs 6
At least the dog is more loyal the Bitch. Do you think he would let me borrow it?
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Good tactic for anyone cheating to have a gaurddog on standby.
fantasyworld 39
Who brings the dog over to his mistress's house?
PuckYouToTheFace 24
Get a gun, it'll solve both problems.
HeisenburgLabs 15
I would have gotten a gun and shot that stupid mutt, then shot the dogs owner. How dare that man come into YOUR house and chase you off while he's with YOUR wife! He's not not a man he's the scum of the earth and he deserves to crushed like the cockroach he is!
tigeresscrazy 12
I feel bad for you it wasn't bad enough your wife was cheating but to add insult to injury her lovers dog kick you out of your house hope the dog only chased you
lucasjames22 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
grow a pair pussy boy