Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with my date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on my date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. FML
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
His future doesn't seem very bright anyway.
ollie179 21
Now look here you young wippersnaps. Alcohol is bad ok? So let me take these and... SMACK!
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Comments (116)
satph 12
Seriously, I don't know how parents are raising their children nowadays.
AH1Zviper 15
They aren't. That's the point.
WaylonD 4
Yeah, ydi, they were just tryin to have a good time, slug back a few, n u were tryin to **** it up! **** you ya ****** square!!!!
SummerFever 8
Take notes children, this is the reason that you shouldn't drink. You might end up like this guy.
Yetifoot 0
But 9th graders aren't children they are teenagers.
hiddenpoet 0
well don't **** with a grade 9
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
Well.....sucks for you! Lol
BighornB 0
Sounds like someone needs to take some self defense classes. Weak!
afulks78 11
Get owned
Abrien 8
One punch? man up.
op_156_fml 3
just because they were drinking dosnt make them drunk.....but id still say FYL for getting pwned by a 15 year old.....hit the gym
monagro 22
You shouldn't be preventing 15 year olds to have a few drinks anyway...
SummerFever 8
It's the law for a reason you dipshit.
iwadasn 33
That's exactly what chaperones at high school dances are supposed to do.
numbersomething 6
I don't think it's your responsability to stop them from drinking something. They might have agreements with their parents like they drink two beers, not more, or something. Not every drinking teen will end up in a coma. They didnt have the right to punch you tho, sorry bout that
cmcr_fml 9
They were under-age drinking, on school property where OP was chaperoning. Please explain how it wasn't OP's responsibility ?