hiddenpoet

cambridge, canada 31 years-old Single

Anonymous 4 August 2010, 10:24 United Kingdom

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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Anonymous 7 January 2012, 02:22 United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

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Anonymous 21 March 2012, 04:50 Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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