Anonymous
Etobicoke, Canada
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Same as it ever was
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
Noname
United States
Ultraviolence
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Stupid stupid stupid
Payback
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Anonymous
Saint Peters, United States
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Anonymous
Fair Haven, United States
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
damnedbydurberg
United States
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Anonymous
Irvine, United States
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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lukep135 6
You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!
MariJ82 14
That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!
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MariJ82 14
That's a shame...I hope it wasn't in front of an old high school crush!!
lambda_fml 40
Its times like this that you wish you had the Ironman suit. "Jarvis woop his arse!"
jarrettd 27
Some people never grow up. Sorry for ruining 69 comments.
lukep135 6
You need to go back in time and beat him up, but don't let your teenage mom fall in love with you, you might disrupt the space time continuum!!
Incredidanny 5
Should look up Time Thugs on YouTube. Pretty similar to what you said. And it's pretty funny.
teareb 9
Or you could just watch back to the future. Since that's what it's from.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
DOC!!!!
154rct 7
Great Scott!
finnrambo 13
Once this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.
iammeorami 25
Ooh, that's brutal.
cBlackout 13
Reminds me of the 'Bowling For Soup' song "Highschool Never Ends"
carry_on 19
At least you had the guts to confront him, you should be proud of that OP!
joshiepo0 18
After that many years though he should really let it go. If he tried to make friends and this happened then yes it sucks, but to deliberately confront them instigates a fighting attitude.
andyyroxx 20
I hate to, but agree with what 23's sayin'.
BlueVelvet_fml 10
Ugh. Unless your going to attempt to flaunt your success and looks to others or just out of morbid curiosity, I can't see why you'd want to go to a reunion.
Whytetrash 21
Yeah, I hope you could at least rub in the fact that your life ***** all over his.
klutz44 28
Some people want to go to catch up with high school friends.
isallwaysme 27
and not be a complete attention *****. it would be loads of fun to see everybody again wouldn't it?!
KiddNYC1O 22
#34- Facebook fans are like: "huh, whaaa??"
munchy22 5
Sorry OP at least you stood up to him. I guess in some cases, once a bully always a bully.
JJ_Rokk 10
I'm not condoning violence... But I am condoning the fact that you have the right to stand up for yourself. If you get pushed, push back. When someone thinks they can take away your self respect, take it back.
ICastillo 25
I condone violence. If you have a bully who picks on you and makes your life hell. I say you condone an ass whooping that'll teach that bully a lesson. But you have to make sure you win or well......it gets worse.
meso222 8
As i tell my younger brother, if they are always on your case sometimes a quick knock out infront of his buddies is what it takes. Sometimes the respect you lose for blind sidin is worth making people leave you alone.
PenguinBitch 44
And there's nothing you can do about it because he's a multi-millionaire with an astronaut suit wearing a cowboy hat.
TrueTriage 16
Who just started playing for the patriots after being humiliated?
cmac86 24
he's a fake! see, this cowboy hat comes right off!
theboy13 13
Gotta learn self defense bro... And shouldn't ever confront someone, just let it be
BadApple88 29
i hope you at least have a good job lol