Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
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arms_akimbo 0
Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.
nickdaniels 0
And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...
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Girlssuck 0
Whatever it was an accident no big deal I one punched my principal in the face and had to go to all boys school
skaterblue12 0
that's why you're gay
nickdaniels 0
And that explains why ur name is girlssuck...
nilly2323 10
That's a pretty big deal if you ha to switch schools
notfat14 18
You must be hard
arms_akimbo 0
Recess?? Man, if you think this is a good FML story, you're going to have a long life of self-inflicted hardship.
ToastedOats 0
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Are you frickin 8 years old? Why are you on this site? You're a baby!
marsrover12 0
I'm 12
blondie107 20
You're way too young to be on here !!
sniperpie 0
Our lunch is just a highly controlled feeding period in which you may not leave the designated area. Violators are suspended for a week. Or it is in High School anyway.
Orion_Knight78 10
Really, my lunch is pretty much no rules in high school, leave the school and even leave town if you get back in time for class
jazzmin1997 16
#74 yeah exactly the same at my school. Only freshmen aren't allowed to leave the school.
lifesneutral2002 6
lucky! my school is like prison. were not allowed to do ANYTHING during recess besides play stupid games like wall ball.
tepovre 18
you're only 12 years old though..
quiksta 0
it's all good. they aren't allowed to touch you. p.s. # 12>11
quiksta 0
p.p.s. "that's called lunch in here in the usa" in here? where? the lunchroom of america? what's with people being such naive cave dwellers. do you all live under your own personal rock? is it impossible that things are done differently in other parts of the world? christ, look at the LUNCH TIME AUTHORITIES in the comments of this post. piss off with your tunnel vision style thoughts. sorry for the double post, your timer ran out before i could finish typing my rant. why is there a timer anyway? is there something wrong with being able to go back and edit posts later? too convenient?
Rainbowsareshiny 0
seriously, it makes me embarrassed to be an American... the US isn't the only country in the world, what we do here isn't the code for all of man kind. sigh i'm disappointed. oh well
princessbloky 12
The guys Canadian
hotdamn 0
hahaha at #20
sampowell 0
why did your principal tap on your shoulder anyways...?
linzhart333 8
wtf? RECESS? why are you on this website? this is inappropriate for children!
generationaliya 7
Not so sorry to burst your bubble, but OP using the term 'recess' has NOTHING to do with him being too young for this site. I'm 16 years old (year 11) and here in Australia we call our first break recess and our second break our lunch break.
falconjade 19
I'm actually from Canada and in my province recess stops after grade 8....