Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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Top comments
aeslehc_ 0
YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.
ROFLsyrup 0
YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.
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Comments (145)
mcfaily 0
hot!
jannie22 0
dude it's my girlfriend and i
dirtbiker267 0
Stick to your moms minivan silly
Nickb55 16
Actually "my girlfriend and me" is grammatically correct.
aeslehc_ 0
YDI, you could have had sex somewhere else.
greendaygirl999 5
Ahaha you probably left stains and he has to see that everyday on his way to work
silvac13 0
Hey, its a moving museum or something :P
connorgrant98 24
Use your own car if you do decide to have car sex and find an abandoned area.
rambles 0
bahahahahah
hiimme 0
ha #4
tellithowitis 13
The awkward moment when you are number 4....
Mexico_WC2018 16
that might be the joke
FMLjudge007 0
what the **** he arrested you I could understand if he was the girls dad, but a guys dad shouldn't get mad that his son's getting pussy, he shouldve been cool about it and just give u a warning or something
blankaex 0
Where does it say he got arrested?
Viper32233223 0
LMFAO and # 5!!
TrollTrollTroll 0
^^^ Yea that guy above me is a loser.
Bertha5 0
#6 ahhahha. retarrdd. tra awwwkkkkwaarrdd.
ROFLsyrup 0
YDI for doing it in your dad's SUV. I'd never even THINK of doing something like that.
gobbledegook 0
FYL