Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
You should have told her to get a home.
massie21492 0
lol the irony XD
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
massie21492 0
lol the irony XD
jiggyjiggz 0
it's mental or substance relayed 9 of10 times
jiggyjiggz 0
today I went to Egypt and was glad I did not live there
melancholyangel 0
It's a perpetuated. People tend to use alcohol/drugs to cope with their mental health, which ends up making their symptoms worse, turning to increased amounts of drug/alcohol use.
heyimzim 4
I was driving the other day, and I came across a homeless man asking for money. I didn't have money on me, so he flicked me off.
stacster 0
carry around pennies to throw at them ^^
macskapingvin 0
You should have given him your credit card and PIN you heartless bastard.
crazycatlady5 6
83 - WTF is wrong with you?
cydvicious 0
you don't have an easy job. You have my sympathy and admiration!!
PickleSurprise 6
You should have been like, NOU
banana_buddy 6
That wouldn't work she would have just countered with "NO W", and we all know there's no counter for no w.
TheComputerGuy96 16
You should have told her to get a home.
KeeeyLifee 0
ahahahahaha
allmidnighteyes 11
You have a house, a job, money, food, a shower, etc. Your life is not ******.
piiing 0
you're cute ^.^
UpsidedownKayak 9
She obviously meant get a real job, a respectable job, like panhandling for change.
Cjw1220 0
I wish that my name was Ricky Bob Jilly Bon Kazula. Anyways, why would a homeless woman tell you to get a job? Was she encouraging you to do the thing she never did? Maybe she was actually being polite, you ruthless, cold-hearted bastard. You are so ungrateful for what you have. You actually have a woman coming up to you and giving you a reason to actually do something with your life. Selfish, ungrateful pig. I hope you burn in that one place that the ignorant Christians call hell when your 'Soul' is finally released from it's horror, into a torment greater than the human mind can comprehend. JK!!!!!! I
piiing 0
funny joke.
Megan36 3
:0 OMG I wantz that name too T-T
Monkeymolli 0
omg 0_o
Iwantskittles 0
naaaaw poor you
Cjw1220 0
Continuation of that last comment. It stopped at 'I'. I was saying "I love text talk! It is so much fun to abbreviate simple words, rather than add the extra three words and make it legible."
Cjw1220 0
Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick! I meant to say letters at the end of a word! I am a failure.