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France
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
B1N
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
LacrosseFAIL
Schaumburg, United States
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
Anonymous
Schenectady, United States
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
mylifeisamovie
United States
Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML
DOGSNACHER
United States
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
stupid
United States
Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
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zomgabug 0
The bed bugs ate it up. :O
Jimboom 12
I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you but it left you. It just couldn't stand the constant abuse you gave it. At first it stayed because you cared for it, sometimes even changed the sheets. But lately you do such unspeakable things to it and don't even have the common decency to wipe off your love seed off the bed. You just leave it there to stain... some some stains never go away. So in the end you left it no choice but to leave you. It is in a better place now in a home that cares for it. So please don't try find the bed. It's with me now and it never wants to see you again.
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Comments (224)
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
o wow that's crazy.
doorfloor 0
it's on the roof
JohnnyHobo 0
Do you live alone?? O.O
un_nomable 6
you just have the new magical missing invisible bed. your parents replaced it while you were sleeping. they can't return it due to a 639$ downpayment. sleep well on it :)
Superdestroyer1 0
^i wanna buy that one too!
nirvanafan980 0
I stole it
cassiesaurus 0
haha. this is actually really funny.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
I hate when that happens!
alicianoar 7
lol #19, the Hangover ;) well, Doug was on the roof, the bed was like impaled on some statue thing..
DinoBonertaco 0
aha it was a dino that took it, I promise, I wouldn't take it back now it prolly has tacos all over it, now. such a tragedy
livelaughlove22 0
hahahahhahahaha
Sharpie23 7
it was taken to a chopshop for beds.
imaginaryvoice 18
Maybe you should look on the roof of your hotel. Were you in Vegas?
Kookish 2
That's... odd. Call the Missing Beds Department!
fuzzywazzy012 0
PWNED.
selenagirl_fml 0
49, the statue was still on the roof... and op, you got served.... i have nothing good to say
theFMLwhore5 0
WTF. that's pretty awsome, and this made me laugh. but still..the ****?!
BallinJ 0
lol wut
Rando77 0
Politics.
quent10 0
oh no you gotta find Doug his mattress is gone 0_0
twnftw 0
lol #19 I was Gunna say that
Lumpy760 0
I think he took some floories haha j bet no one will understand that maybe some will
RadAtThis01 0
awesome picture!
Boygenius50 8
Is your name Michael Kelso?
remy3106 10
hahaha the hangover lol
ChelseaXD 0
what?? ahahaha the hangover :)
Residence_fml 4
Ah damn wanted to make an reference (: 'just look at the roof' but apperently I'm waaay too late. Funny movie. Anyway OP FYL it will probably turn out to be a somewhat idiotic situation (what else can this turn into?)
ryguy997 0
errr WTF???!!!
slatter 1
lol the first piece of evidence showing a GREAT night out ;)
twinny_sc 13
Maybe it was aliens.
skroal 7
YDI for walking into your bedroom, only to find out that your bed is missing. You have no idea where it is.
kennylou 0
All I have to say is... It wasn't me >> <<
theFMLwhore5 0
Sorry OP.. I kinda needed a new bed.. mine broke. it's very comfy btw ;p
ezioaudatore 0
oh no! not again! I need to stop misplacing it...
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Was it an AIR mattress?
number0 8
YDI. Be more gentle with your next bed or it'll run away too...
luckymay 0
dude that's awsome :) THE HANGOVER :)
wiird0 0
o shit I was thinking the sme thing 19
bfrench95 0
I like poop.
itsnotsaviour 0
did you check under the bed?
Rhanno 0
gooood one
dubbers98 0
hangover
alsnyder12 0
it's very comfy
cmonbru 0
well actually me and OP's mom had sex then you stole it.
priscilla_28 5
@99- I doubt Micheal would loose his bed. He need it to 'do it' with Jackie, Lourie, and occasionally Pam Macy. Oh wait, it's Kelso... he doesn't need a bed, he'll do it anywhere.
priscilla_28 5
The floor is just or much more comfortable. Did you check the garage? :
5t3ff1k4h 47
172, and anyone else that spells it wrong, the name is Michael. Not Micheal.
Brittney_E 0
thumbs up or the hangover reference
priscilla_28 5
I think I am going to name one of my children Micheal not Michael. I always get that name wrong, it drives me crazy!! :|
zach55 0
then your like wait where's Doug?
Austino713 0
hangover referance!!!
keccakec 2
is the only thing you remember last night vodka and weed?
G_thelegend 0
what the shit?
iBhope 7
CHECK ON THE ROOF!!!
zomgabug 0
The bed bugs ate it up. :O
skull_candy 0
it happens.
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
lol, bed bugs can be tricky. It was probably an army of ants that snatched it up n_n
MitchN 0
Now it all makes sense :O
bailes_o_hay 0
lol shouldn't have let them bite
wow153 0
hahaha
SuperKnuckels 6
YDI for being username with no info and such a lame FML. sleep on the couch/floor
Superflyshyguy 0
Hahahaha wtf xD
Rocketgirl89 17
Maybe the magical elves took the bed.
Morpheus414 0
Gnomes, dude. FYL, but they need profit for step 3.
Superflyshyguy 0
South Park
Lumpy760 0
haha I saw your pic and found out you blurred ppl out in ur pic in the background that's ****** up dude.
VolleyballSMASH 1
ROCKET POWER!! **** Yea!
marylovesyou8D 7
rocket powerrrrrrr. XD
jtmal0723 0
there has got to be more to this story... do you live alone? do you live with your folks still? did you leave your house unlocked? we need details.
lickmyjock 0
maybe op sold it?
kennylou 0
Or maybe they just walked into the wrong room.
emmjayyjung 0
You don't need details dumb dumb, the fact they walked in and it was just gone is hilarious
Lumpy760 0
haha dude that's funny you should of ha a V8
Heaven_At_Night 0
Maybe, whoever it is u live with, wants u out.
emmiejean7 0
lmfao!!! that's great :D