Today, I was texting a girl I was interested in and we exchanged Instagram names. She ghosted me right after. She's the fourth girl to have done this to me in the past month. I guess I'm unattractive, but at least I'm good at texting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm being ghosted by someone who said they wanted to meet up, but never texted me. She could've just said she wasn't interested, but instead we made plans. She kept writing back, saying how excited she was to meet me, and then I never heard from her again. FML
Today, it hit me hard that the girl I love is not still not interested after a year. She's now ghosting me, and she hangs out with my friends daily. She constantly talks about dating in front of me and only text/calls me when I post shorts/stories hanging out with other girls, just to pull me back in. FML
Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, at a Christmas party, I chatted up a hot girl. She acted indifferent and uninterested so I took the hint and stopped. Moments later, another guy chats her up and they seemingly hit it off. At the end of the party, I heard her brag to her friends how they exchanged numbers. I guess I’m not good enough for her. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I keep getting ghosted on every platform. People seem interested until they see my face, and vanish. What gives? I'm plain but not unattractive, nor heavy or blemished. Just average. Boring average. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Maybe you are so hot they die just from seeing your photo and literally become ghosts and I'm rambling and have no idea what I'm saying.
Allie614032 34
Honestly, Instagram content can make a big impression on people. Try to make your Instagram more interesting. Take pictures out on hikes, or with pets, something people can envy or connect with. If it's just a page full of bad selfies, nobody wants to interact with that.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
Use an attractive guy's pictures in your Instagram feed. It'll end up like "Cyrano de Bergerac" or as an episode of "Catfish."
Tarlachia 33
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
CaliChris 9
Maybe it's time for a second look at what is on your Instagram...
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Maybe you are so hot they die just from seeing your photo and literally become ghosts and I'm rambling and have no idea what I'm saying.
Allie614032 34
Honestly, Instagram content can make a big impression on people. Try to make your Instagram more interesting. Take pictures out on hikes, or with pets, something people can envy or connect with. If it's just a page full of bad selfies, nobody wants to interact with that.
OhYouAreOffended 11
And people would want a liar is what you would expect?
Allie614032 34
Lol what? I'm saying to actually go on hikes and actually play with your pets. I'm not saying to Photoshop yourself into photos without actually doing those activities. How exactly would that make you a liar? You might need a dictionary, buddy.
Lobby_Bee 18
It's a wake up call, do something about that ugly mug of yours. Get a new hairstyle, clean up your eye brows, or maybe plastic surgery if it's that bad. lol
chessu 21
I agree with the previous. I mean, it might be the case that you are indeed unattractive in the eyes of these specific girls (or maybe just don't look good on photos), but it might also be that they're the really vain Instagram chicks who only care for your followers, or maybe they're really nice girls, but your profile is full of pretentious selfies and picks of your abs; I also knew a guy whose IG was essentially just selfies of him and it wasn't that he was so unattractive, but all of them looked literally the same. Many options and there's solutions to most of them.
raygray20 7
maybe just turn to dudes, we r less critical as long as u put out
Bonk182 2
or maybe you could you know actually met them in person first
BrittyLynn101 6
that sucks