Intimacy: Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed...

By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML

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CheaRight 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:28

hot.

Phase 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:43

what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

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taytoc 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:14

get some

sailkid16 0

Monday 20 June 2011 22:34

you got a pretty mouth

neilf1969 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:29

tell her to get a job

nickfraxer 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:29

She's a keeper. Put a ring on it!!!

piwikiwi93 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:16

Creepy?

mootoo31 6

Friday 20 January 2012 10:01

You've got a purdy mouth.

Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Friday 21 December 2012 0:04

I love the OP's name haha

KevinFlynn 13

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:54

you should have let her

tj3333 6

Thursday 4 July 2013 20:51

Wow.. the saddest part about this is I wouldve prolly done it :/

tidesofme 2

Thursday 19 September 2013 16:13

there are no brakes on tge rape train

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