Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
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Royal Sataness 4
drunk words are sober thoughts. she probably did legit think you're beautiful
bobsanction 18
If a drunk person says you're pretty, then you're pretty. Deal with it.
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Comments (5)
cacheson 42
Why does it matter if she is pretty?
RichardPencil 32
Because she has more credibility. Would it be different if a moron or a genius said you were smart?
Royal Sataness 4
drunk words are sober thoughts. she probably did legit think you're beautiful
Marcella1016 32
I’d still take it. How did you manage to turn this into an FML? Lol If it matters to you and you haven’t heard it in awhile and someone calls you beautiful - take the compliment! It also shouldn’t matter how pretty she is or isn’t. Were you saying that that negates her compliment? Why would it? That sounds kind of petty. And in my experience, pretty people seem to be more likely to voice whether someone else is attractive. Take the compliment! Finally, her being drunk probably just lowered her inhibitions and enabled her to say something she was thinking anyway but may not normally have voiced out loud. Take the compliment! You found a way to turn a positive into a negative lol. Maybe the correlation between positivity/pleasantness and attractiveness has something to do with you not hearing that particular compliment in awhile. Try being more positive, and you will attract that into your life! 😄 TL;DR: Stop being petty and take a compliment.
bobsanction 18
If a drunk person says you're pretty, then you're pretty. Deal with it.
Wadlaen 24
You get the truth from little children and drunk people, as we say in Norway - you're beautiful! Accept it!😉