Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML
Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though, he's "not a rapist." FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
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Top comments
CheaRight 0
hot.
Phase 0
what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??
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Comments (135)
purplemnm 9
run. away.
jonny2x4 0
Just so we're clear, you can't rape the willing.
Pickled_Anon 0
It should be clearly obvious that not all of the male population wants sex. Especially with random strangers. A guy being raped is just as serious as a girl being raped.
YellowKettleBell 31
I think #33 was referring to people who asked if he let her rape him, which is a contradiction in terms. I don't see the assumption that men can be raped.
mrcoolman 0
lol wow that's funny that happen to me once and a friend of mine but neither of them said they wanted to rape us lol
Young4ev3r 0
hot, hit it and quit it
rarr 0
I modded this a few mins ago YDI for being handsome
Igor_g5 0
You should have eaten her pussy.
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
wass she hott??
vHOMICIDEx 0
does women even rape men? lol I guess if the were like body building steroid women
Einthe 0
So hot. You did let her, right? I mean, when a trashed homeless woman says she likes your lips, you pretty much have to let her rape you as a sign of gratitude for the compliment.
Einthe 0
So hot. You did let her, right? I mean, when a trashed homeless woman says she likes your lips, you pretty much have to let her rape you as a sign of gratitude for the compliment. AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, ANTI-FLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!