Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41
"You're the type of judgemental bitch who randomly judge people on the street.. why don't you keep your opinions to yourself, you old hag."
igg125 30
What kind of lady says that to a woman?
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Comments (90)
igg125 30
What kind of lady says that to a woman?
lovelockdown23 23
The kind that has no respect. smh. I would have told her she acts like the kind of person that wasn't taught manners.
kangx1 28
She was probably just mad that her fat ass couldn't get cookies because Wal-Mart ran out of them.
DoomSkuller 28
Or her daughter or an ex of her son was one such ***** and she is perpetually bitter over it, just a thought
MrsDruidess 23
the kind that shop at Wal-Mart!
Fgjvshnb 22
What a bitch
goaskalllice 5
how rude! *Stephanie Tanner voice*
smokecloud_ 37
I think that's Michelle.
MidnaLink 35
Nope. Definitely Steph.
bibble27 9
Ya #39 don't try to correct people when you're wrong. And don't mess around with full house.
ahsu123 3
fghfgh
xyris_fml 28
The fact that there are really people who would say that to a complete stranger kind of makes me sick.
annarcheer 19
The fact that someone would say that at all is pretty ridiculous. People need to grow up.
Michaelsupset 14
Not only grow up but just be tolerant. Even if OP showed a bit more skin it's not okay at all. Tolerance all the way
Michaelsupset 14
And with not okay.I.mean what the woman told her. Not the way she dressed
scarlett3diaz 24
Well, that's Wal-Mart for ya
Hildy93 21
I feel like if you're good looking or nice, hide in Walmart. You'll never be found
leopardwilliam 22
I'm sure you've got more going for you than a person who hangs around Walmart and insults complete strangers. Brush it off
olpally 33
Response should be "And you're the kind of lady that looks like a bitch"
rileyrae0000 23
Very creative
A07 48
Shouldn't it be the kind of bitch that looks like a lady?
ALegitOreo 11
*Aliens Guy Meme* Walmart
1dvs_bstd 41
"You're the type of judgemental bitch who randomly judge people on the street.. why don't you keep your opinions to yourself, you old hag."
rileyrae0000 23
That's kind of stating the obvious since the lady JUST did that
haskell 4
This is not funny. You are all sheep
mattzawesome 28
Were you wearing stilettos and fishnet leggings? Otherwise I don't know "hoe" you can tell. In all seriousness OP she sounds like a bitch.
leopardwilliam 22
You tried
mattzawesome 28
Hey better than the shitty situation!