Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
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ozzie2010 0
dude, take the kid with you nxt time...
lametta 0
Jello isn't liquidy... unless he mushed it into his pjs, you could've just picked it off and wiped the sticky off. No need to change them. Regardless, you shouldn't have left him alone.
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Comments (64)
juicebahx 0
Probably shouldn't leave a three year old alone. :/
Wish_i_was_u 0
Don't you love what perfect timeing most kids have but was the kid ok?
adelaide_evening 0
Haven't any of you ever seen a three year old eat? They find a way to make everything messy. My guess is, he was eating the jello and it drippled out of of his mouth and onto his pajamas. Chewed up jello mixed with saliva would be messy.
blahthing 0
Oh wow...I hope things worked out okay
sammie2 0
why would you leave the kid alone, even for a moment? your own fault. should've taken him with you to his bedroom to get the fresh clothes.
gamernerd007 0
i dont get why no one is angry about this person dropping a baby, i mean that does serious damage to a kid that age, what in the world were you thinking leaving the poor kid alone, hopefully he was ok, and i hope you got scolded
tisana18 1
I don't know, I pushed my one year-old niece off the bed when I was three and she's okay... And she landed forehead first.
pogostick_fml 2
#17 She didn't drop a baby. The three-year-old fell out of a chair on his own.
dwights 0
question...why did you make him completley naked? if it just fell on the top....or was it a one piece pj thing?
Amkii 0
I'd like to hear how this story ends...
Heatstreak 0
#20 lol yea me too GG