Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
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ozzie2010 0
dude, take the kid with you nxt time...
lametta 0
Jello isn't liquidy... unless he mushed it into his pjs, you could've just picked it off and wiped the sticky off. No need to change them. Regardless, you shouldn't have left him alone.
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notnormal 0
why is it that the parents walk in at the worst moment possible? And people, leaving a three-year-old alone in the living room for 30 seconds generally doesn't lead to the child passing out on the floor. Everybody leaves small children unsupervised for short periods of time. Relax. This was just very, very bad luck.
pigy190 0
#22 Actually turning your back on some 3 year olds can be dangerous. It really depends on the child. The parents should have warned her about it. Regardless, it's better to never leave a child alone. Even if they are older. Children have a way of getting into trouble especially while being babysat.
segascream 0
Anybody screaming about "OMG!! How could you leave a baby all alone" or whatever OBVIOUSLY has no knowledge of kids. A 3 year old is walking, talking, able to climb up or down on chairs, sit in a bathtub....basically, a kid that age needs to be monitored, but not watched like a frickin' hawk. It's perfectly reasonable to leave the kid in the living room while you go to their bedroom to find pajamas. I have two kids of my own (4 and 1), who often play in the living room while I'm in another room, but always within ear shot, and always able to check in on them. And they will both find a way to make a mess of the most mess-proof foods (you wouldn't believe what a 1 year old can do with dry Fruit Loops).
Fab_fml 0
If the kid spilled jello on his TOP, why did you have to remove all his clothes? I mean, even if his pajama pants were also spilled on, was removing his underwear truly necessary?
TakeItEasyPeople 0
It could be different for you, but where i live you don't wear underwear with pajamas
0 3
Wrong order, get new clothes before taking off the old ones so the kid isn't alone and naked. FML anyway.
Trini_Psycho 0
this is why i would never babysit
holynemesis1208 3
"now my name and photo are on a special web-site" haha.
fmlfyl 1
#23 i absolutely agree. Its easy to say in hindsight "you should have been watching him!" but please. This boy is 3 years old. As for the PJs, I know many 3 year olds that wear 1 piece pjs which you have to remove entirely. fml? fyl..
jcho 0
LOL that is just simply hilarious!
nodbor 11
ya, i know before finishing this story, then the parents walk in.......
ari_lee 0
uhm even if the kid was wearing one piece pjs, kids usually wear underwear. so there shouldn't have been a reason for him being naked.