Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was trying on bras in a shop when a little kid stuck their head under my stall. I was completely topless and completely surprised when they asked if I was their mommy. I'm 16. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
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preetyprincess 0
awkward...
bt2breakskn 0
his dad taught him well lol jk
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Comments (319)
soul_fml 0
not breast feeding, u fools, she just thought he was trying to get her attention for normal food.
ilovejonathan13 0
This happens to me all the time when I'm babysitting. little kids can be so perverted.
Heresy187 0
if he's old enough to talk obviously he's old enough to not be on the ****
QWERTYCommander 5
epic kid :D
bh0p 0
in the words of Bill Cosby "zippity zip bedoop twazah Lu BING! Kids say the darndest things."
zakkaisftw 0
motorboats 6
at1325 0
one of the many reasons I do not babysit
Hwikek 2
That must have an interesting back story
cockymofo 10
I would also like 2 see ur *******
Gamingbro1 0
Haha Little Boy knows Wat He Wants Hahah