Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Shadic 0
You moronic bitch.
lexiBRo 0
you my friend are an idiot and deserve it...I understand not recognizing him from a distance but by the time you were close enough to slap him..it should have clicked that this guy looked a little different
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Comments (243)
uj_fml 4
Wow, why do girls always think it's a good idea to slap their boyfriends? First of all, you evaluate the situation. Is it possible that wasn't his girlfriend? ( If that really was him ) It's unlikely.. But you should be decent and ask him first. Don't go with impulses, or else you end up with sticky situations. I hope you had fun explaining to that guy why you felt the need to slap him.
letitbe56 0
Agreed. If her first impulse hadn't been to slap, she wouldn't be in this situation now, would she? Slapping your significant other is not okay, no matter what gender you are.
star_ver 0
Wow, you fail so damn hard. You're lucky he didn't punch your stupid ass out.
ClumsyJason 3
LOOOOOOL. thats soo ******* funny.
darkmis1 18
wow thats messed up. you need your eyes checked
XxBreesusxX 0
Epic fail. YDI
diabetic_rage 0
Good job, you stupid bitch.
Chris093 0
I bet the poor guy's girlfriend's thinking what the ****? Who the hell was that?
goskate77 0
asshole! u probably cheated on him before anyways hah.way to go
Kristoffer 35
Even if it HAD been your boyfriend, you had no right to do that. Yes, go in and confront him, and ask who the girl is. NICELY. She could have been a friend, or his sister, or someone else, you don't know.
acranine11 0
Were you high???
burnhamt23 0
Why can girls slap guys but guys can't slap girls?
letitbe56 0
I'm a girl and I do not think it's okay to slap guys. I'm not sure what girls who do are thinking. It's not like the guy's going to respect you more because you slapped him.
doglover100 29
For me no one should be hitting or slapping anyone unless it's self defense.