Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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hannah_cheers 30
I've been snowed in before with my family that I can't stand but in the end, we became closer. Take this as an opportunity to sort things out, decide if you really want to end your relationship.
zAstonish 20
The awkwardness is probably directly proportionate to the amount of snow.
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Comments (70)
doitbackwards 2
I really hope you guys took the opportunity to talk it over and make up. :) That'll be one good thing that came out of this snow-in.
mattrd_fml 31
lots of time for some great make up sex!
cj89898 24
I swear this is the opposite of "Two Night Stand"
choslayer 20
God is telling you to make up
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe it'll give you time to talk things through and maybe get back together?
chrissyodol 10
I hope this ends in makeup sex
artemisthecat 3
Maybe you'll get back together
hayden79 14
This is a film!
lauraacurtiss 5
there's a movie almost exactly like that...
its_ok_to_cry 5
What if it had gotten so cold that whilst you were shivering on the floor your ex saw you and as much as he felt awkward, he couldnt bear seeing you all cold, So he carried you in your sleep into his bed, but he doesnt climb in, he cares for you but respect that you may feel awkward, so he goes to sleep on the floor in your place, what if he still cares for you.