Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Top comments
hannah_cheers 30
I've been snowed in before with my family that I can't stand but in the end, we became closer. Take this as an opportunity to sort things out, decide if you really want to end your relationship.
zAstonish 20
The awkwardness is probably directly proportionate to the amount of snow.
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Comments (70)
osem598 8
shouldn't be fought YDI
DoctorKayffer 8
Maybe use this time to talk things out?
squarecircles 13
Just get drunk then
Peachtranquility 15
Maybe you can now work things out(:
lollypop30001 19
Make up sex is the best!
xxreikoxx 31
Congratulations! I'm snowed-in as well, one state over! ... I'm only being serious about being snowed-in as well, but those two days might not end so badly. What are your chances of a happy ending, OP?
Astrum14 24
Damn. Everyone is saying to get back together. Apparently it doesn't occur to anyone that if they're fighting and breaking up, there could be a good reason for it.
Colon_Man 17
Could be a fight over whether to order pizza or Chinese. (Of course, that could be an underlying symptom)
Astrum14 24
If they're having a fight big enough to break up over Chinese food or pizza, then they really should just break up. That's an incredibly unhealthy relationship.
killer0689 20
Time for makeup sex ;)
sousounator 19
100% you guys are gonna make up.
Zebediabolical 45
With really good music