Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML
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thedivinecomeD 0
he asks you for a French fry...then takes fifteen and a couple bites out of your sandwich? and you just then notice? YDI.
xx3ginaxx3 0
awww that sucks ):
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Comments (149)
xx3ginaxx3 0
awww that sucks ):
sharpl916 0
I really don't get fmls like this. Was your fries made of gold and diamond?! So one guy came and ate some of your food. Is your life really tucked up??
maa_rico 4
I know right?
fmlzz 0
She's fat, all they have is their food. So yes, her life is ******. move on.
george456 0
LOL
effedupfml 5
^especially when girls cry on FML about stolen food..
pingpongpickle 8
lol
o_ospacedout 0
That sucks
Wasted_Elmo 6
I would eat ur happy meal too if I had the chance
kevick93 0
I've done that before...
givants 0
haha o do that all the time to people, I did not know it was an fml however
ydi_ruuc 0
it isnt
mrzero 0
baby f***k that kind of ppl
Gidget772001 0
boys suck, sorry dear!!
Averizzle 0
What the man is hungry and it is free food.
thedivinecomeD 0
he asks you for a French fry...then takes fifteen and a couple bites out of your sandwich? and you just then notice? YDI.
XxBlackamusPrime 5
Obviously, he kept on asking for food, and since she thought he was cute, she kept on giving him food.
Cthulu 0
Will the real perdix show the gay perdixxx how it's done? i.e., making a funny comment.
Averizzle 0
How about you hush up and stop dick riding <(@_@)>
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
^win
_WTF_BOOM_ 0
I can't they deleted my account xD
Starfire22 5
Hmmm... I wonder why they would do that?? :D
_WTF_BOOM_ 0
no 1 likes me :/
Ajjas013 6
Impersonator :/