Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
Today, I found an old disposable camera while cleaning out my parents' attic and got the film developed. Most photos were blurry family photos from 2007, but the last few showed my dad outside a restaurant holding hands with someone who wasn't my mom. I'm now debating if I want to know anything else. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive and spent an hour trying to open it because I was sure it had important files on it. It contained one blurry photo of my thumb and a Word doc titled “Do not open", which was actually blank. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
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Top comments
eb0ny 15
Ah, the effects of technology...
ilulife 4
Unless you tried to swipe your finger across the picture to look at the next one, you'll be fine.
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Comments (159)
eb0ny 15
Ah, the effects of technology...
Outsider_77 0
Subconsciously, everything is an iPhone.
biggestfan23 11
Or an itouch
beLlEve 0
it's all good, OP. sometimes i'll actually say "LOL" or when i spell something wrong or say something ungrammatically correct, i'll yell out "damn autocorrect!"
_Oblivion_ 12
31 that sounds like a personal issue
Outsider_77 0
iPaid. R.I.P. Steve Jobs.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Hey, it's better than the lady who found that the car-door opener stopped working due to dead batteries, and called up someone to break into her car. The guy comes only to find that she has the door opener on the same keyring as her car keys... Technology does strange things to us.
DK1234567 8
IDK about you but I usually pinch to zoom in
MatheusRajuidas 5
#64 Sounds like she wants some attention.
Idonebeenhad 17
31...what the **** is 'ungramatically'?
boxbrandon11 20
Whatt?
SettoFail 9
They were trying to zoom in on a printed picture they were holding.
rdwhite1986 0
iPhone dumbass
The_Real_Peter 1
Retard ^
imhope 23
I didn't get it either
KendalKeller 3
How is this even an FML?
GP14brBaller 5
And thus heralds the downfall of western civilization.
cja101 8
I agree. And then when we r old it will be motion censer holograms and computers will not be in exist any more
patebishop 7
It happens to the best of us.
Oasispetro1 4
how would you know your not the best
iliketofu 6
No, it doesnt! If it's happened to you, you're probably not the best.
Honda288 2
No, it happens to the dumba... people who spend to much time with technology for there own good.
Bladian 5
112, you said there instead of their. Shut up.
sleephunters 8
112, if you're on FML then you're probably spending too much time with technology, so by that logic, you're one of the "dumba people". Just saying.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I average about 6 hours of videogames a night and have yet to say "lol", "omg" or preform any other tech-related action in real life.... I know this is going to get thumbed down, but I wanted to say these people have no excuse whatsoever.
Thelnternet 7
Your life sucks man
julien672 0
IMPOSSIBRU!!!
MrSassypants 34
I was gonna say you suck 6 but then I looked at your username. I am gonna need my life back though, you took it away from me.
Thelnternet 7
I do suck
XanderJayNix 17
Th question isn't of if TheInternet (the user, in case it wasn't obvious) sucks or not. The question is what does TheInternet suck on? And how well does TheInternet suck on said things?
xoxokelsey11 5
someone is slightly obsessed with their phone... bro, sometimes you need to unplug.
Michael_92 20
Makes me wonder of anyone on here uses Android compared to I IPhone
FMLContinued 3
I'll be the stupid one and ask if someone could explain this FML to me?
cutie_pie37 2
ya i dont get it either will someone please explain?
boxbrandon11 20
Same here haha
FMLContinued 3
I get it now. Sorry guys! I read it wrong.
CeruleanThree 8
On an iPod or iPhone, you double tap to zoom in on an image. It doesn't work to well with printed pictures.
estelleselene_CX 12
On the iPhone (and other touchscreen phones I guess) you can tap the screen twice to zoom in on photos
Arilia 6
Well I still don't get it :/
thanks_asshole 2
He/she tapped on a physical printout photo, probably used to using an iPhone
buck33 14
18 - thanks I didn't know that
chocol8m 6
U learn something new every day
CallMeMcFeelii 14
We live in a technology controlled world.
LaughinStock 16
SKYNET IS GOING TO TAKE OVER!!!!!!
HeartnSoul 3
We live in a world controlled by corporations.* Fixed it for you
ilulife 4
Unless you tried to swipe your finger across the picture to look at the next one, you'll be fine.
TheDrifter 24
As long as they're stacked, that one will actually work.