Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
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BikeAllDay818 6
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bargarlm 2
What an ass. He took the big dramatic douchebag break up move. But ydi cause you should of realized something was up if it had been 3 weeks.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Ass? Probably. Coward? Absolutely.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Hey, can I get some fruit?
Keyman1212 14
Hey, can I get some mediocre rap lyrics?
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Hey can I get millions more than you? Oh wait I already did.
Keyman1212 14
How was prison? You get butt raped much?
skullcandifiedDJ 5
it's true though... lil Wayne has mediocre music
Jaimegirl 7
So he didn't want to be with you, and you didn't want to be with him...FML?
DrDilllonReese 12
38- it's also true that he's a felon and despote that has more money than you ever will. Not to mention you obviously haven't heard Tha Carter IV if you feel he's mediocre.
Keyman1212 14
My dog ***** out things more enjoyable to listen to than tha Carter 4
DrDilllonReese 12
Then you're not listening to the lyrics. Put the cd and analyze. Listen with your heart.
Keyman1212 14
..... Yep. Still hearing shit dribble out my headphones. Want to talk about mainstream rap that has meaning in the lyrics? Listen to Watch the Throne. Jay Z and Kanye are real artists. Most mainstream shit is exactly that anyway. Shit.
DrDilllonReese 12
Nothing about C4 is mainstream, excluding mirrors and shitty how to love.
ajeppsen 25
Kanye jay z aren't real artists. But 2Pac Notourious B. I. G and eazy e are. Get your facts straight man
hop_skip_jump 5
I guess this way you didn't have to be the one to break it to him
ikickgingers 15
After two months, whats the point?
bo1440 3
Maybe she just wanted that one last pity break up sex, and some sense of closure. idk.
Daralea 21
Unless he was deployed somewhere 2 months is still a long time to have no contact with someone and still think you're in a relationship and require closure.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Track him down and kill him.
thaCODgod 4
Crazy^
leadman1989 16
^ Track him down and kill him!
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
19- no one likes you.
ikickgingers 15
22. *looks at your profile* Weeesssstttsssiiiidddddeeeee Bahahahahahahahhahahahahaha Interwebz thuganomikz fo lyfe shun.
leadman1989 16
22. Don't get butt hurt especially when I haven't done anything for you to be butt hurt over. It's just the Internet. Kicky -- lmao, remind me never to get on your bad side.
MotherMonstar 4
Hahaha, sure he's a douche but you you can't say anything who breaks up with someone because they are busy, unless he's a jobless lazy asshole I'm sure he actually had stuff to do maybe like being in the process of moving.
spartan456 0
Dude how can you have a girlfriend and not talk to her for that long I talk to mine from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed there's no exude for that this guy is a total dick
leadman1989 16
This is obviously a ruse to throw you off the trail of the real kidnappers whom are probably violently sodomizing him as we speak! Or he's just a cowardly douche who couldn't break up with you.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
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You're an idiot. You write like a 12 year old.
Keyman1212 14
I got to meet Weezy at the Gexa Pavilion in Dallas this year. He's ugly as ****, and super short. He looks like a tatted up 12 with a drug problem. You sure that's who you want to pretend to be?
leadman1989 16
41 Who's the guy in the background that seems like an interesting story. Lol
Keyman1212 14
Haha a party with some friends. He was ferociously intoxicated.
fbethslife 21
If you hadn't spoken or seen each other in 2 months, it's not really a relationship anymore. You probably should have seen the end coming. No one is so busy that they can't at least text or call their girlfriend for 2 freaking months. It sucks that it ended this way, but it's not really too surprising given the circumstances.
ryukk_fml 3
Two months should have been a hint..
Savra_fml 17
Why didn't you go see after 2 weeks? I wouldn't want to send you for help if I was injured/missing!