Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wow. What a manwhore!
firechildredhead 0
Who did she think YOU were then?
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Comments (277)
PeaceOutx24 0
this is probs more of an fml to the guy lol
GreeneyedWonder 0
Because he got caught cheating? H deserved it.
GreeneyedWonder 0
*he deserved
LOLbomb 1
That's kinda why there's a YDI button. >.>
nerdchic 5
the girl posted the FML - not the guy so the ydi button doesn't work in this case unless she deserves a vesting bf
CookieCrazy 8
Kick some ass OP!
Cratbat 3
Agreed.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Yaoi!
CookieCrazy 8
...why was yaoi even mentioned?
nutsackmuscle 0
Maybe one of you missed the memo he obviously sent out. Don't jump to conclusions just yet. Have your people get in touch with his people.
stephaniegeezy 0
Go mom!
TomFeltonFan 0
haha that must suck
quadder 0
I'm sure one of them do that
A7X_LoVeee 10
Smh for being the other woman.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
time for a new bf and one that won't cheat on you and will treat you right
valri3 0
Maybe...
sunnysurfchick 0
oh snap! he's a real jerk. get a new boyfriend.
calenzelon 6
two things 1 he's a jerk 2 I moderated this one!
kaengle 5
me too(: