Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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CryMoreFMLs 15
Wow. What a manwhore!
firechildredhead 0
Who did she think YOU were then?
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Comments (277)
t3hpwnz4rz 4
omigosh he's cheating unless... you weren't really there key commercials
nerdsgetmehot 23
Dump that **** immediately.
iloveyuPooki 0
damn . that sucks . but I woulda whooped his a**
TXjuggalo972 6
I know I am :)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
mfelax, he said "have someone pretend to be the other girlfriend" as in, had someone there. :P
lightning7 0
yeah something very similar just happened to me. forget that douche
Egnar 19
You know what? We really don't know enough about this situation to be calling this kid, who is likely in his teens, a manwhore. Especially as teenagers both guys and girls have a tendency to jump the gun in terms of what constitutes a relationship. . And we learn from those mistakes and go on to lead healthy adult relationships later on. The wording of this FML emphasizes the kiss to enough of a point where it's likely either a first kiss or a very early kiss. For all we know this guy just happens to hang out with this girl 1v1 on a consistent basis, they may have kissed in the past and she just assumed they were in some big relationship. . That's not how life works. I'm not saying that's what happened here, but, considering the likely age of the poster and her "boyfriend" it's very very likely. . .So while it may suck from her perspective it may not be his fault.
tjsomethin 9
Wise karate instructor is wise.
Egnar 19
I should add before anyone comes in saying "ya but he was about to kiss this girl but he has a girlfriend!" that mothers are goofy. . .My mom thinks every single girl I'm seen with is my girlfriend. I remember being in High School and anytime a girl came by the house I was "dating her" irregardless of if I was or not, and more often than not they were just friends. The girl who came to the door may very well be the girlfriend, or, just some girl he just started to casually see [In the adult world, for all you teens, there is typically a phase before dating where you can see other people, because you're just going out to enjoy each others company which is referred to as "casual dating"]. The girl at the door can also just be a really good friend whom mom just happens to think is his girlfriend because they spend so much time together, we really have no idea - The FML is incredibly vague.
emily14swim 0
did you come up with a clever way to tell her that you both would be able to team up and ruin his love life? I would have.
livzielove 0
smack him with a llama and impale that bitch with a narwhal horn. all will be well.
NCR 0
insert witty comment here